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Mark - an extra pair of hands

Mister Meaner - a civil tongue and a few sessions with a therapist to sort out his split-personality

John P. - A Pictionary Game

LG

New dress for SKOOB1999.
Tin opener for Morse.
Breast implant for Lady G.
Leg irons for Erskin Quint.
Pram for Lynton.
Ear lobe for Victor.

Thats it, I've run out of money!



Arm xxx

Hey...just ONE implant Arm....? Left or right boob?


Actually, in real-life, I had a 'reduction'.
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Arm - Membership to a gym AND to Weight Watchers...plus a larger pair of pants for now....

LG

Poison tipped arrow ~ Robbing H. Oode

Chloroform soaked hankerchief ~ Ima Cheapdate

Quill with disappearing ink ~ ?..........?

Pram! Pram? Arm, surely you mean Perambulatorbut I can't think why.

For LG a warm horse
For skoob - his two front teeth
For CJ - cheryl naked but for an uncle Vanya hat
For Birbee - a ticket out
For bureau a whetstone to sharpen his snips
For Morse a life raft
For QM a vibrating sceptre
For Erskin a bunch of momewraths
For hydrogen balloon a fire extinguisher
For Catherine the average a book on how to be mean
For Monkey Woods a chopper for the undergrowth
For Arm a prosthesis (of choice)

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Quote: armfeetandtoe

New dress for SKOOB1999.
Tin opener for Morse.
Breast implant for Lady G.
Leg irons for Erskin Quint.
Pram for Lynton.
Ear lobe for Victor.

Thats it, I've run out of money!



Arm xxx

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Leg irons and momewraths!

It's looking like a fun Christmas!

Lynton - you're getting predictable. Now piss off.

For Monkey Woods - a Nintendo DS so he can cheat badly at chess too.

For Lady G and Monkey Woods: an aluminium Queen-sized hammock
For Abel Rodriguez - a bubble-blowing set
For Skoob1999 - a 'welcome to the new millenium' commemorative cruet set
For Lynton - an Enigma Machine Airfix Kit
For Charpa - a new mantlepiece and a silhouette of Queen Victoria
For Birbee - a portable lighthouse
For Bureau - a box set of Arthur Askey's greatest hits
For Morse - a 'Dick Van Dyke's Guide To British Culture', hardback edition
For armfeetandtoe - a Build Your Own Life-Sized Universe kit
For Victor - a signed photograph of The Longstone on Mottistone Down, signed by the stone itself (it says here)
For SFO - an Avatar Therapy Course
For Colonel Juan - a Search Party
For John Peurach - an Honourary Degree in Prolixity, Persiflage & Pleonasm

sorry to those I've missed, time flies...

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Quote: Lynton

For Birbee - a ticket out

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Fanks.............

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Quote: Erskin Quint

For Birbee - a portable lighthouse

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Woo hoo, can I have blow up rocks too.............?

Armfeetandtoe: Another arm, nine more toes.

Oh go on then.

A couple of cormorants also, if you wish, but be careful, they're easy to swallow.

.....I know tiss the season of giving....but we're all going to need bigger
stockings at this rate!

Put a sock on it!

Morse

For MW: Gordon Brown's Book on Proper Internet Etiquette and Social Discourse

Skoob: Reversible Hat with one side marked Shuttlecock, and the water repellant side marked 'Takin' the Piss'

LG: Teddy Roosevelt's illustrated pocket edition; 'Speak softly, carry a big ruler!"

Lynton:" Let ye without guilt cast the 1st Stone" medical wrist band

Erskine: A Gordian Knot

Victor: silk briefs

PM Wortham: 1 week at Betty Ford to kick Testor's Glue Addiction

Charpa: A Bolivian Colonel to match her Brazilian Privates

Abel: Psychic High Speed Internet so he can get the news out faster than it happens

QM: a real dog to replace those freakin' Corgis

Bureau: voice activated computer so he can 'talk some shit' without getting a pain in the arse.

JO: A garage door opener with the secret code so he can raise and lower his
bridge at will when the sun shines

Arm: A free 24 hour Pub Crawl & Tour with Skoob, CJ & Lynton

ReFried: A new pair of plaid boxers to help him 'loosen up', reduce heat, and raise his sperm count.

Katarina: 'elf & safety pamphlet: How to survive as a Frog in a Puddle along side Snakes

Birbee: A hands free cell & internet device and a suede shoe brush

Earl Grey: Pre-paid internet time so he can write home

Fergus: whatever's left in the house the gypsies don't steal after I'm gone

Chamone: a new identity


Just enuff left for a beer & a shot....

see ya.

For MW: Gordon Brown's Book on Proper Internet Etiquette and Social Discourse

Skoob: Reversible Hat with one side marked Shuttlecock, and the water repellant side marked 'Takin' the Piss'

LG: Teddy Roosevelt's illustrated pocket edition; 'Speak softly, carry a big ruler!"

Lynton:" Let ye without guilt cast the 1st Stone" medical wrist band

Erskine: A Gordian Knot

Victor: silk briefs

PM Wortham: 1 week at Betty Ford to kick Testor's Glue Addiction

Charpa: A Bolivian Colonel to match her Brazilian Privates

Abel: Psychic High Speed Internet so he can get the news out faster than it happens

QM: a real dog to replace those freakin' Corgis

Bureau: voice activated computer so he can 'talk some shit' without getting a pain in the arse.

JO: A garage door opener with the secret code so he can raise and lower his
bridge at will when the sun shines

Arm: A free 24 hour Pub Crawl & Tour with Skoob, CJ & Lynton

ReFried: A new pair of plaid boxers to help him 'loosen up', reduce heat, and raise his sperm count.

Katarina: 'elf & safety pamphlet: How to survive as a Frog in a Puddle along side Snakes

Birbee: A hands free cell & internet device and a suede shoe brush

Earl Grey: Pre-paid internet time so he can write home

Fergus: whatever's left in the house the gypsies don't steal after I'm gone

Chamone: a new identity


Just enuff left for a beer & a shot....

see ya.

I think I'm seeing 'double'.


For Morse - A code to live by.
LG

For Morse some dashes to join the dots

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Quote: Lady Godiva

I think I'm seeing 'double'.


For Morse - A code to live by.
LG

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Yup!
Thread won't advance so I hit it again...happened 23 times on another thead...could!t get energy to erase them all

Har!

Aah! But I have tried to delete a double post before when it happened to me, but I can't figure out how to do it.

LG

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Aah! But I have tried to delete a double post before when it happened to me, but I can't figure out how to do it.

LG

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I go back and click edit, and then erase the post.......

but I was damned if I'd do it 22 times!!!!


BTW: I ain't gift wrapping all that shit(e).

Morse

I was about to add something totally irrelevant here, but then I don't want Monkey Woods on me case.

Regards

Cypher.

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Quote: Skoob1999

I was about to add something totally irrelevant here, but then I don't want Monkey Woods on me case.

Regards

Cypher.

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....something totally random then will do nicely...

....how about......"My Toyota gets 45 miles to the gallon and petrol's half the price in Canada as it is in England."



LG

That'll do for me!

Good on yer LG!

I've got the place to meself tonight, beer on tap, and...erm...at the moment...The Wizard Of Oz on the TV...

Hey...I got all night!

Wah-hey!

A very happy

Skoob

Look you lot, stop fukin about, who's actualy written to Santa and told him what we want?

What if Santa is not at home when the letter arrives?


Arm xxxx