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armfeetandtoe
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armfeetandtoe

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Posted: 14 Dec 10 19:33
I'm back, and this time, I'm taking no prisoners!
You thought that jail could hold me? wrong! Ha! I escaped it was easy, all I had to do was climb over the fence!

Mind you, it did smart a bit when I got caught on the barb wire......Anyway, its nice to be back, how you all been?

Arm x

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 14 Dec 10 20:22
Hi, where've you been? I've missed the wiggling butt-crack.
There's a lot of new stuff around the site.




Lady G.

armfeetandtoe
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armfeetandtoe

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Posted: 14 Dec 10 20:57
Hello Lady Godiva, I dont know, it all went a bit black.
I think I got fed up with myself. But, I like this forum and the people herein. I also love writing, so what better place to be!


Arm x

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Posted: 14 Dec 10 21:01

Quote: armfeetandtoe

Hello Lady Godiva, I dont know, it all went a bit black.
I think I got fed up with myself. But, I like this forum and the people herein. I also love writing, so what better place to be!


Arm x



...shucks, you lost yer place as FW.......

I'll talk to the management...but don't hold yer breast....

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 14 Dec 10 21:06
Welcome back. It's nice to go travellin but it's oh so nicer to come home, as Sinitta almost sang.

No, Sinatra.

armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 14 Dec 10 23:11
What a lovely welcome! I shall now remove the carrot from my ear and put the banana up my nose, in the fruit bowl.

Yes, I am better, much better..............

Love as always

Arm x

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 16 Dec 10 00:23
Hey Arm! Thanks for the 'new threads'. I'm loving it.
I like the Skoob 'bastards' one. I got carried away with my replies and ended up sending one of them for 'publication' in the magazine section.

Thanks for the inspiration..

That idea could turn into a 'slew' of stories. Dontcha
think?

Letters to Arm from Skoobs bastards.


Just a thought though.


LG

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 16 Dec 10 00:29

Quote: Lady Godiva

I'm loving it.





What does this mean?



I originally wrote "What the fuck does this mean?", but decided to tone it down a bit, because I knew you would be upset.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 16 Dec 10 01:08
I've said 'Fuck' before...even to a teenage student who swore he'd said 'freaking' (backed up by his buddies)..I KNOW what I hear so I told him to wait till all the little kids had gone....He was Waaaaaaaaaay taller than little ol' me...but I told him, after he'd denied saying 'fucking'

"I may need glasses to read, but my hearing is fine and I can hear the difference between 'freaking' and 'fucking' and YOU definitely said 'fucking' just now."

Faced with 'fucking' coming out of the mouth of a (then) 59 yr. old white-haired teacher....he was in shock...admitting he'd said it and apologized.

Hey. Say what you like to me....I've probably said it myself anyway... more than once.

L.G. (I DO rabbit on a bit don't I?)


Skoob1999
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Posted: 16 Dec 10 04:33
LG

That story...

NO FUCKING TAGS!

Put a tag on, there's a good girl, and I'll happily approve it.

Schoolteachers eh?

I've shit 'em.

Hello Arm, by the way.

Hope you're well.

Still on the anti psychotics?

Don't worry mate. It isn't you. It's that bastard over there who keeps glaring at you!

Hit the fucker!

Just kidding

Regards

Skoob.

armfeetandtoe
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armfeetandtoe

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Posted: 16 Dec 10 11:11
Thank you friend! You know I love you.

I went to the Art museum and that bitch Mona Lisa would not take her eyes off me. Am I being paranoid?

Arm. xxx


 
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