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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 12 Dec 10 02:44
Have any of you been the ONLY ONE ON LINE? It's a freaky bloody feeling - I kid you not.

Moments ago - I was 'in touch' with Skoob....now even he has buggered off.

Should that read ' off buggered' in order to avoid the dangling participle?

Anyhoo...here I sit...talking to myself and feeling oh so lonely.

Please....someone....let me know THIS has happened to YOU here at The Spoof....I'm getting a little bit paranoid.

Time for me meds.

Night night.

Lady g.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 12 Dec 10 02:57
Shut up you silly mare.

Je suis ici.

Pour moi c'est bien.

Looks like it's just you, me and me flea bitten cat right now.

Had one bad day, two good ones,

Beer in the fridge - milking it for all it's worth right now.

Regards

Skoob.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 12 Dec 10 03:00 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 12 Dec 10 03:01
LG

Let's make a deal.

I'll get one last beer from the fridge, but then I'm off.

Talk about whatever you want in the meantime.

It's three am here.

Have a heart woman.

Skoob

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 12 Dec 10 03:01 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 12 Dec 10 03:04
Oh bugger it! So you ARE still awake. It's only 10:00 pm here....you must be knackered - so I will say

Au revoir. A demain mon ami....Je suis 'knackered'.

Dormes bien! Ou peutetre tu dois parler....il y a longtemps que j'ai parle le francais. (Can't access les accents a la moment....Tabernacle!)



LG

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rfreed
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Posted: 12 Dec 10 03:02
"One is the loneliest number you could ever do
Two can be as bad as one
its the loneliest number since the number one."

By Three Dog Night.

Shall I sing it again or have you had enough?


Skoob1999
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Skoob1999

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Posted: 12 Dec 10 03:04
Oh bollocks!

I was hoping you'd say get that last beer from the fridge.

rfreed's in the house anyway.

So I will have that last beer.

3am's late in Canada/Middlesbrough?

You're havin' a laugh innit?

Skoob.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 12 Dec 10 03:06
Shoot, I was so busy editing my last post, I didn't see rfreed sneaking in the back door there.

Little bugger.

LG





Lady Godiva
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Posted: 12 Dec 10 03:08
Oh my dog and donkey...there are six of us now. Where'd they all come from Skoob?

Scary tha' is....

LG

Morse
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Posted: 12 Dec 10 10:14


5 a.m......me and masterchev in the kitchen ...

2 poached,grits,bacon and toast!

Skoob1999
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Posted: 12 Dec 10 11:55
Grit Cap?

You eat GRIT?

That's pretty disgusting.

We spread it on the roads here.

Sometimes...

Regards

Skoob.

queen mudder
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Posted: 12 Dec 10 12:25
True grits, Skoob.

Morsel only eats true grits.....

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Posted: 12 Dec 10 12:39

Quote: Skoob1999

Grit Cap?

You eat GRIT?

That's pretty disgusting.

We spread it on the roads here.

Sometimes...

Regards

Skoob.



...heard you were out of grit over there!

Mix up a batch with you English Breakfast....

...stay away from the ReFreed Mashed Potatoes....might give yer the shits!


 
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