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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Lady customer: Good morning, my good fellow. I say, do you have a cod's head and shoulders?
Fishmonger: Indeed no, Madam. It is the Rowland's Macassar Oil and my new centre parting. They say it is very much the thing these days. |
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Lady Godiva
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Lady Customer: But I WAS told by Mistress Barfbreath that you do indeed have a codspiece to be envied by many men and women.
Fishmonger: No my dear - that's a load of codswallop. Something fishy is going on around here. Who would stink to those depths? LG |
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