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Dasher: Nude streaker?
Dancer: Table Top Exhibitionist?
Prancer: A sneaky tip toe walker?
Vixen: A lure for depraved men?
Comet: Enjoy the thrill of driving fast?
Cupid: Hopeless romantic or matchmaker?
Donner: Clothing or accessory fanatic?
Blitzen: Complete drunk.
Rudolph: Utter do-gooding boyscout?


I'd be a cross breed between Comet and Blitzen I think.

Comet -

coz I got stopped for speeding again...but I didn't have my licence on me either..(lost) so he just ticketed me for 'failure to produce licence' and dropped the speeding fine so no 'demerit points' Thank dog.!

Lady G.

None of the above. I'm a gnu:

The Gnu Song
A year ago last thursday, I was strolling in the zoo
When I met a man who thought he knew the lot
He was laying down the law about the habbits of baboons
And the number of quills a porcupine has got
So I asked him "What's that creature's name?" and he answered "That's a helk!"
And I'd have gone on thinking that was true
If the animal in question hadn't put that chap to shame,
And remarked "I ain't a helk I'm a gnu!

I'm a gnu I'm a gnu
The g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo
I'm a gnu how do you do?
You really oughtta g-know w-who's w-who
I'm a gnu spelt G - N - U
I'm not a camel or a kangaroo
So let me introduce, I'm neither man nor moose
Oh, g-no, g-no, g-no, I'm a gnu!"

I had taken furnished lodgings down at Rustington-on-sea
Whence I travelled on to Aston-under-lyne
On the second night I stayed there I was wakened from a dream
Which I'll tell you all about some other time
Among the hunting trophies on the wall above my bed
Stuffed and mounted was a face I thought I knew
A bison? An okapi? Could it be a hearty beast?
Then I seem to hear a voice "I'm a gnu!

I'm a gnu a-g-nother gnu
I wish I could g-nash my teeth at you
I'm a gnu how do you do?
You really oughtta g-know w-who's w-who
I'm a gnu spelt G - N - U
Call me bison or okapi and I'll sue
Nor am I in the least like that dreadful hearty beast
Oh, g-no, g-no, g-no, I'm a gnu!
G-no, g-no, g-no, I'm a gnu!
G-no, g-no, g-no, I'm a gnu!"