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birbee
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Posted: 5 Dec 10 21:28
There's a programme on ITV at the moment which is counting down the most popular (as voted by the British public) Abba songs.

What do you think the number one will be??

Answers required before 2215 GMT.............

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 5 Dec 10 21:43
WATERLOO

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birbee
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Posted: 5 Dec 10 21:46

Quote: Lady Godiva

WATERLOO

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That's what I thought.

It went at number 17.............!

Skoob1999
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Posted: 5 Dec 10 21:51
Dancing Queen

Trust me.

I'm a cream bun.

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birbee
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Posted: 5 Dec 10 22:01
That's what Liz (the 'Mrs') keeps saying.............

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 5 Dec 10 22:09 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 5 Dec 10 22:09
Is the voting over now?


I only know a couple of ABBA songs and that is one of them.
Plus I visited the place where the Battle of Waterloo took place so it stuck in my mind.

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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 5 Dec 10 22:13
Hey you! Yes YOU Birbee...you mention Liz - your Mrs. in your post. Does she know about the girlfriend who is 'supposedly' giving you a pedicure when that strange photo was taken. Or are they NOW one and the same? Just axing!

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Posted: 5 Dec 10 22:13
Not yet, Mamma Mia is number 6

Knowing Me, Knowing You is number 5.............

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 5 Dec 10 22:14
Oh...I see...thanks for explaining...

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birbee
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Posted: 5 Dec 10 22:16 - Edited By: birbee, 5 Dec 10 22:17

Quote: Lady Godiva

Hey you! Yes YOU Birbee...you mention Liz - your Mrs. in your post. Does she know about the girlfriend who is 'supposedly' giving you a pedicure when that strange photo was taken. Or are they NOW one and the same? Just axing!

Lady G


Liz is 'the Mrs' or my 'girlfriend'.

Always find it a bit hard to call her my 'girlfriend' as I am 41 and she is a couple of years younger.

Wife No.2 however, I could call her my girlfriend (before we got married, naturally) as she was 12 years my junior.

Number 4 is Thankyou for the Music.............

victor nicholas
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Posted: 5 Dec 10 22:18
Birbee

Don't be fooled, the ABBA countdown is a coalition strategy to get the populace in an unjustifiably cheery mood despite the weather and the economy.

Turn it off while you still can.



Quote: birbee

There's a programme on ITV at the moment which is counting down the most popular (as voted by the British public) Abba songs.

What do you think the number one will be??

Answers required before 2215 GMT.............


birbee
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Posted: 5 Dec 10 22:21

Quote: victor nicholas

Birbee

Don't be fooled, the ABBA countdown is a coalition strategy to get the populace in an unjustifiably cheery mood despite the weather and the economy.

Turn it off while you still can.



Quote: birbee

There's a programme on ITV at the moment which is counting down the most popular (as voted by the British public) Abba songs.

What do you think the number one will be??

Answers required before 2215 GMT.............



BASTARDS, I've been ensnared.

I can't turn off now, there is only the top three to go and Lady G needs to know the answers.

I'll never trust a Coalition politician again.............

birbee
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Posted: 5 Dec 10 22:22
A big surprise at number three:

The day before you came.

The last song they ever recorded.............

birbee
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Posted: 5 Dec 10 22:23

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Trust me.

I'm a cream bun.

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Skoob.


Number two!!!!!!



birbee
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Posted: 5 Dec 10 22:24
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birbee
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Posted: 5 Dec 10 22:26
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The Winner Takes It All............

Skoob1999
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Posted: 5 Dec 10 22:29
Nearly got it right.

They were all crap and a bit gay anyway.

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(It's not ME! It's the bloody wife!)

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 5 Dec 10 22:59
Is that the name of an ABBA song...And the winner takes it all? Or are you still teasing us?

Lady G.

Poor Liz, I'm beginning to feel sorry for her.

birbee
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Posted: 5 Dec 10 23:07

Quote: Lady Godiva

Is that the name of an ABBA song...And the winner takes it all? Or are you still teasing us?

Lady G.

Poor Liz, I'm beginning to feel sorry for her.


Don't feel sorry for her, she really is from South Bristol, supports the Shit and has six fingers on each hand.

And webbed feet.

She don't get a lot of pedicures.............

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 5 Dec 10 23:33
Well I knew about the six fingers but NOT the webbed feet.

She sounds like a darling. Can give a great massage ANDswim very well. The webbed feet will come in very handy when the snow melts.

LG

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Posted: 5 Dec 10 23:42
What number was 'Thank You For The Music'?


And 'Gimme Gimme Gimme'?

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Posted: 6 Dec 10 00:15
Hate to be a wet blanket but I really, really can't stand ABBA. In fact, I'm pretty much down on any kind of pop tunes. Drive me up a wall. Manufactured fluff. No talent there.

The real Charpa coming out innit?

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Posted: 6 Dec 10 00:46
I think we have 45 in the basement somewhere before they were ABBA when they were Agnaetha, Bennie, Bjorn and the other A woman, something like that.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 6 Dec 10 20:38
Not as good as Lulu.

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Posted: 7 Dec 10 03:15
True


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