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Lady Godiva
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Your mother's tongue!
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Inchcock
Writer  Location: Nottingham, England Registered: 18 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Head scissors, and back-stabbing should be avoided - perhaps the Mother-in-law?
Inchcock |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer  Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Knife thrower on cocaine.
Butcher with the name Gacy. Barber with the surname Todd. Swimming amid whale ships. Arm xxxxx |
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Lady Godiva
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Madonna's bra
LG |
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner  Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The Sword of Justice.
Being goosed! Bird dog. (Always pointing out the buzzards overhead) |
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Amethyst Ryder
Dinosaur. Rrraaahr.  Location: Wherever I go, there I am. Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Pointed sticks, a pint of blueberries, and very small rocks.
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Amethyst Ryder
Dinosaur. Rrraaahr. Location: Wherever I go, there I am. Registered: 22 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Oh, yes, and the tiger behind the door.
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Lady Godiva
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Amethyst Ryder's new avatar's big pointy things.
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