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birbee
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Posted: 3 Dec 10 14:44 - Edited By: birbee, 3 Dec 10 14:54
Snow Joke

The inspiration for my latest story.............

edit: link fixed...

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 3 Dec 10 15:49
Hey, don't joke about it. I hate being the 'snow police' on yard duty with the kids. They rotten buggers...they keep stealing each others snow or snowballs, when making snow forts. It drives me crazy coz I don't know which snow belong to which group of students.

Can't wait for it all to disappear.....but it's just the beginning of the season...

Lady G.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 3 Dec 10 15:49
Hey, don't joke about it. I hate being the 'snow police' on yard duty with the kids. They rotten buggers...they keep stealing each others snow or snowballs, when making snow forts. It drives me crazy coz I don't know which snow belong to which group of students.

Can't wait for it all to disappear.....but it's just the beginning of the season...

Lady G.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 3 Dec 10 20:47
It's very Zen is this.

Is it a snowman belonging to someone? Or is it just a heap of snow? Or both? Or neither?

None of the above would describe it.

When does a thing become a thing, as opposed to just a collection of constituent parts?

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 3 Dec 10 21:24
It's when the 'things' belong to the Grade 4's and the
Grade 6 kids want the constituent parts to constuct something to cause the Grade 4's to whine to the teacher.

It ALWAYS works too!

LG




 
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