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masterchev
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Posted: 2 Dec 10 15:45
Absolutely shocking. Money speaks.

queen mudder
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Posted: 2 Dec 10 15:48
Bloody Qatar 2022.

Nuff said.

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 15:48

Quote: masterchev

Absolutely shocking. Money speaks.


Couldn't have put it more succinctly myslef.

That is terrible.

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 15:51 - Edited By: queen mudder, 2 Dec 10 15:52
I blame our naff Three Lions.

Never had a chance.

Cheryl, Amy, SuBo would have made a bigger impact.

Besides, Abramovich was the only one with enough $$$s slush fund to make the appropriate inducements.

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 15:59
Footballs not coming home - nuff said.

Congratulations to Russia and Qatar.

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 16:07


Brilliant!

A dream come true for drybiro-ed spoofers. If somewhere efficient, organised and morally honourable like Germany had got it there would be no jokes in it.

Can't wait for it to happen, and have started stockpiling Russian anecdotes in preparation.

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 16:09
Like Nae mair crap said, it's good to see that a traditional footballing superpower like Qatar has been awarded an opportunity.

Like South Africa was...

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 16:17

Quote: Monkey Woods

Like Nae mair crap said, it's good to see that a traditional footballing superpower like Qatar has been awarded an opportunity.

Like South Africa was...


Yep, that's what I think as well. You summed it up so well.

C'est la vie.



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Posted: 2 Dec 10 16:29
I know!

Why don't we give the 2018 World Cup to a nation rapidly gaining a reputation for football ultra-violence and overt racism.

Speaks fucking volumes about FIFA

And Qatar?

2022?

Are they taking the piss or what?

Words fail...

Skoob.

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 16:45
Good. Get on with your next move.

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 17:08
Bloody royal wedding overkill's wot dunnit.

Wee Willie Windsor's tosspot nuptials don;t mean a fig outside the Tory UK.

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 17:55

Quote: Monkey Woods

Good. Get on with your next move.


I just lost that.

What happened there then?

Mad.

World's gone crackers.

Regards

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PS - You in check again man innit.

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 18:01
wrote it, ranted it, read it

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 18:07
Apparently in Qatar in 2022 they've promised climate controlled stadia because the summertime temp often reaches 50 degrees C.

Which will of course have no effect on fans sweating their bollocks off on buses and trains getting to the venues.

Don't get me wrong on this, I'm not bitter because England's bid didn't win - it's that Russia and Qatar did. It beggars belief. Russia's football history is tarnished by extreme violence and rampant racism, and Qatar hardly has any kind of football heritage.

So Russia is better equipped to host a tournament than Barcelona? Real Madrid? Manchester United? Arsenal? Wembley?

Do me a favour.

FIFA suck.

And if I had my way I'd fucking blatter Sepp Blatter with a big stick. The corrupt prick.

And Platini.

C**ts the lot of 'em.

Furious

Skoob.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 2 Dec 10 18:10
Ranting solidarity from JO


Quote: Skoob1999

Apparently in Qatar in 2022 they've promised climate controlled stadia because the summertime temp often reaches 50 degrees C.

Which will of course have no effect on fans sweating their bollocks off on buses and trains getting to the venues.

Don't get me wrong on this, I'm not bitter because England's bid didn't win - it's that Russia and Qatar did. It beggars belief. Russia's football history is tarnished by extreme violence and rampant racism, and Qatar hardly has any kind of football heritage.

So Russia is better equipped to host a tournament than Barcelona? Real Madrid? Manchester United? Arsenal? Wembley?

Do me a favour.

FIFA suck.

And if I had my way I'd fucking blatter Sepp Blatter with a big stick. The corrupt prick.

And Platini.

C**ts the lot of 'em.

Furious

Skoob.


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Posted: 2 Dec 10 18:11 - Edited By: queen mudder, 2 Dec 10 18:17
Ever since that Lord Triesman resignation the England bid was hexed, Skoob.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 2 Dec 10 18:14
QM, you should have supported the bid with your avatar, England would have won it hands-down (or on)


Quote: queen mudder

Ever since that Lord Triesman resignation the Englqand bid was hexed, Skoob.


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Posted: 2 Dec 10 18:30

Quote: Skoob1999

Apparently in Qatar in 2022 they've promised climate controlled stadia because the summertime temp often reaches 50 degrees C.

Which will of course have no effect on fans sweating their bollocks off on buses and trains getting to the venues.

Don't get me wrong on this, I'm not bitter because England's bid didn't win - it's that Russia and Qatar did. It beggars belief. Russia's football history is tarnished by extreme violence and rampant racism, and Qatar hardly has any kind of football heritage.

So Russia is better equipped to host a tournament than Barcelona? Real Madrid? Manchester United? Arsenal? Wembley?

Do me a favour.

FIFA suck.

And if I had my way I'd fucking blatter Sepp Blatter with a big stick. The corrupt prick.

And Platini.

C**ts the lot of 'em.

Furious

Skoob.


I think Scotland should fail to qualify for the next 3 World Cups in protest.

Only 2 votes for England, it's Eurovision all over again and maybe Cameron will think twice about going to war against Iraq or Argentina even?

wtf were bojo, sebcoe, shearer, linekar and Sir Bobby doing there anyway!! Yesterdays men.


Lady Godiva
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Posted: 2 Dec 10 20:41
Skoob, you took the words out of my mouth.

I'm still in shock!

Lady G.

masterchev
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Posted: 2 Dec 10 22:10
Only two votes? Blasphemy!

So basically, the World Cup's going to the Arctic Wastelands: a place where there are no stadiums whatsoever, to a country which is so hot even the cactuses and camels complain.

FIFA have lost all sense.

I reckon it was the lack of Paul the P. Octopus which did it for our bid.

Shameful.

Ah well, at least it never went to penalties.

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 22:24
FIFA never had any sense MC

They're more corrupt than the mafia.

It's about time England, Spain, and Germany dropped out of FIFA and started up a rival Association.

South Africa was a travesty.

Blatter is a complete twat - like his buddy Platini.

I heard from United fans that the CL Final trip to Moscow was hellishly expensive and not much fun.

It's not really even about England - it's about the corrupt bastards in FIFA.

A World Cup Final deserves a stage like the Nou Camp, The Bernabeu, Wembley, or the National Stadium in Cardiff.

FIFA have just demonstrated to the world how bent they are.

Bastards

Skoob.


 
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