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masterchev
Welsh chappie Location: Wales boyo. Isnit. Registered: 18 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Absolutely shocking. Money speaks.
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Bloody Qatar 2022.
Nuff said. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Couldn't have put it more succinctly myslef. That is terrible. |
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I blame our naff Three Lions.
Never had a chance. Cheryl, Amy, SuBo would have made a bigger impact. Besides, Abramovich was the only one with enough $$$s slush fund to make the appropriate inducements. |
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Nae mair crap
Writer Location: Scotland Registered: 23 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Footballs not coming home - nuff said.
Congratulations to Russia and Qatar. |
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churchmouse
Writer Location: France Registered: 23 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Brilliant! A dream come true for drybiro-ed spoofers. If somewhere efficient, organised and morally honourable like Germany had got it there would be no jokes in it. Can't wait for it to happen, and have started stockpiling Russian anecdotes in preparation. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Like Nae mair crap said, it's good to see that a traditional footballing superpower like Qatar has been awarded an opportunity.
Like South Africa was... |
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Nae mair crap
Writer Location: Scotland Registered: 23 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yep, that's what I think as well. You summed it up so well. C'est la vie. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I know!
Why don't we give the 2018 World Cup to a nation rapidly gaining a reputation for football ultra-violence and overt racism. Speaks fucking volumes about FIFA And Qatar? 2022? Are they taking the piss or what? Words fail... Skoob. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Good. Get on with your next move.
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Bloody royal wedding overkill's wot dunnit.
Wee Willie Windsor's tosspot nuptials don;t mean a fig outside the Tory UK. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I just lost that. What happened there then? Mad. World's gone crackers. Regards Skoob. PS - You in check again man innit. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
wrote it, ranted it, read it
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Apparently in Qatar in 2022 they've promised climate controlled stadia because the summertime temp often reaches 50 degrees C.
Which will of course have no effect on fans sweating their bollocks off on buses and trains getting to the venues. Don't get me wrong on this, I'm not bitter because England's bid didn't win - it's that Russia and Qatar did. It beggars belief. Russia's football history is tarnished by extreme violence and rampant racism, and Qatar hardly has any kind of football heritage. So Russia is better equipped to host a tournament than Barcelona? Real Madrid? Manchester United? Arsenal? Wembley? Do me a favour. FIFA suck. And if I had my way I'd fucking blatter Sepp Blatter with a big stick. The corrupt prick. And Platini. C**ts the lot of 'em. Furious Skoob. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Ranting solidarity from JO
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ever since that Lord Triesman resignation the England bid was hexed, Skoob.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
QM, you should have supported the bid with your avatar, England would have won it hands-down (or on)
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Nae mair crap
Writer Location: Scotland Registered: 23 Feb 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I think Scotland should fail to qualify for the next 3 World Cups in protest. Only 2 votes for England, it's Eurovision all over again and maybe Cameron will think twice about going to war against Iraq or Argentina even? wtf were bojo, sebcoe, shearer, linekar and Sir Bobby doing there anyway!! Yesterdays men. |
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Lady Godiva
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Skoob, you took the words out of my mouth.
I'm still in shock! Lady G. |
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masterchev
Welsh chappie Location: Wales boyo. Isnit. Registered: 18 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Only two votes? Blasphemy!
So basically, the World Cup's going to the Arctic Wastelands: a place where there are no stadiums whatsoever, to a country which is so hot even the cactuses and camels complain. FIFA have lost all sense. I reckon it was the lack of Paul the P. Octopus which did it for our bid. Shameful. Ah well, at least it never went to penalties. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
FIFA never had any sense MC
They're more corrupt than the mafia. It's about time England, Spain, and Germany dropped out of FIFA and started up a rival Association. South Africa was a travesty. Blatter is a complete twat - like his buddy Platini. I heard from United fans that the CL Final trip to Moscow was hellishly expensive and not much fun. It's not really even about England - it's about the corrupt bastards in FIFA. A World Cup Final deserves a stage like the Nou Camp, The Bernabeu, Wembley, or the National Stadium in Cardiff. FIFA have just demonstrated to the world how bent they are. Bastards Skoob. |
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