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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 1 Dec 10 22:58
Is there a Discussion Forum Anonymous Group?

I need help. I'm addicted and I seem to be alone with my addiction. I don't know how it began, I don't know why it began and I don't know what to do about it.

It's the first thing I think about when I wake up. I am anxiously watching the clock at work, waiting for the time that I can come on site and get my 'fix'.

I hang back after work, just to get my 'fix' on the Discussion forum before I drive home.

As soon as I get home....you've guessed it....Discussion forum.

I've been trying to hide my addiction from my husband, but he is getting a tad suspicious because....normally I would come home and ask for a beer....now I come home and head straight for my laptop and - you've guessed it....my Discussion thread 'fix'.

Lady G.

Erskin Quint
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Registered: 15 Oct 07

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Posted: 1 Dec 10 23:05
I mainly go on the forum to avoid writing. Odd, really, because I do want to write. But there is this resistance thing that makes me not write. So I don't write.

One of these days I hope to start writing again.

Skoob1999
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Skoob1999

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Posted: 1 Dec 10 23:08
I don't understand this at all.

You go on the Spoof forum, and there's just me here.

Never realised I was so interesting.

Hmmmmm

Interesting....

Just kiddin'

Skoob.

Morse
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Posted: 1 Dec 10 23:12



bet if we all left for 24 hours and left you with just Shea Lo to talk with you'd get over it.........


beer nuts sometimes help too....I think it's the salt....



Lady Godiva
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Posted: 1 Dec 10 23:46
Oh my dog and donkey! For goodness sake DON'T LEAVE ME HERE...I'LL END UP, EVENTUALLY, JUST TALKING TO MYSELF AND THEY'LL LOCK ME UP IN THE ISTITUTION AGAIN.


I BEG OF YOU....PLEASE STAY....

Lady G.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 1 Dec 10 23:55
It's odd.

Millions of people about.

Yet you can't add up the sum total of consciousness. All there is in the end is a lot of individual minds each experiencing life alone.

In this sense, for example, 10000 people with toothache is no worse than 1. The pain isn't multiplied, see?

Except when X-Factor is involved.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 1 Dec 10 23:56
I've started writing something. Maybe I'll finish it tomorrow. Wow.


Quote: Erskin Quint

I mainly go on the forum to avoid writing. Odd, really, because I do want to write. But there is this resistance thing that makes me not write. So I don't write.

One of these days I hope to start writing again.


victor nicholas
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Posted: 2 Dec 10 00:18
I lived in Vancouver so it is possible that I may have spoke with her, if I did I don't remember anything about it.


Quote: Morse

bet if we all left for 24 hours and left you with just Shea Lo to talk with you'd get over it.........


beer nuts sometimes help too....I think it's the salt....


Skoob1999
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Skoob1999

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 00:22
Don't look at me.

Thick as two short planks I am.

Honest.

Skoob.

Morse
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Posted: 2 Dec 10 00:26

Quote: victor nicholas

I lived in Vancouver so it is possible that I may have spoke with her, if I did I don't remember anything about it.

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....just another lost moment in time at a remote fishing camp...
two strangers meet at a trout stream...and the only thing that lingers
is the lilt of her laugh ; fresh as the dew on the morning flowers
ahhh, the memories....!

Shea Lo...come back Shea Lo....we need you..don't leave us.....



Skoob1999
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Skoob1999

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 00:54
Can she stretch fish like the Doc?

I dunno - I'm just arxing innit.

Where's me pointy toed blue shoes?

Oh yeah...flogged 'em to birbee on Ebay innit.

No Royal Wedding next year.

QM's already seriously spliced.

Only Royal I've got any time for quite frankly.

Regards

The Twat In The Hat.

SpaceElevator
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Location: Somewhere, Beyond the Sea...
Registered: 31 May 07

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Posted: 2 Dec 10 03:21

Quote: Lady Godiva

Is there a Discussion Forum Anonymous Group?

I need help. I'm addicted and I seem to be alone with my addiction. I don't know how it began, I don't know why it began and I don't know what to do about it.

It's the first thing I think about when I wake up. I am anxiously watching the clock at work, waiting for the time that I can come on site and get my 'fix'.

I hang back after work, just to get my 'fix' on the Discussion forum before I drive home.

As soon as I get home....you've guessed it....Discussion forum.

I've been trying to hide my addiction from my husband, but he is getting a tad suspicious because....normally I would come home and ask for a beer....now I come home and head straight for my laptop and - you've guessed it....my Discussion thread 'fix'.

Lady G.



Congrats! You're a perfect candidate for a mission to Mars!!!

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 2 Dec 10 03:37
Oh! Do they have a Discussion Forum Addicts group on Mars?
Sign me up. Thanks a million.

Tonight I have 'tried' to stay away from the Discussion Forum. I really, really, did. I watched 'Eastenders' (we are about 2 years or so behind here in Canada) but I DID watch it. The whole episode I watched. Then I dozed off for a few minutes because I'd had couple of beers, but the minute my eyes poppped open...here I am...back on the Discussion Forum.

Maybe a trip to Mars would cure me. After all, I just loved the 'Life on Mars' t.v. series.

Lady G.


 
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