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Good morning Sir, how can I help you?

I was wondering, do you have a Yak's head?

Oh no, Sir, it's just the way I part my hair.

chortle, chortle, snort snort. Parted down the middle with a flip on each side. Love it!

Charpa

Erskin

I heard this joke told where the shop owner was named Bsov.
It is just as funny without I admit.

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Quote: Erskin Quint

Good morning Sir, how can I help you?

I was wondering, do you have a Yak's head?

Oh no, Sir, it's just the way I part my hair.

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Erskin have you been on that Yak's milk again, teet, teet!

It's a very old joke.

My mam sent me to the butcher's when I was a lass. She sent me to buy a Yak's head and told me to tell the butcher to leave the eyes IN coz it had to 'see us through the week'.

Lady G.

That's just the ticket! These are the jokes, folks.

So these retired Mongolians are playing Yak bones.

Bsov throws the bones, loses his yurt and drops dead from the excitement.

After finishing up the game the Mongolians draw lots to see who will tell the news to Bsov's wife.

Natchuk who is the oldest and wisest of the tribe volunteers before the straws are pulled, goes to Bsov's home and tells his wife Ulma that Bsov just lost the family yurt gambling.

Ulma replies angrily, "Bsov better not come home alive if he knows what's good for him."

You can't beat a yurt joke.

But you CAN beat a dirty carpet!

I'm keeping my eye on my yurt and my hand on my gryp!

Making a Yak's ball stew tonight. You only need ONE coz they're pretty big.

Lady G.