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Abel Rodriguez
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Posted: 30 Nov 10 19:53
Police investigate following murder at a wig factory "We'll be combing the area for clues," commented PC Plod, head of the investigation.
-Mark Lowton

That is truly a perfect example of an excellent pun.

As we say in America, you hit a home run!

Hasta Later,
Abel



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Posted: 30 Nov 10 19:57

Quote: Abel Rodriguez

Police investigate following murder at a wig factory "We'll be combing the area for clues," commented PC Plod, head of the investigation.
-Mark Lowton

That is truly a perfect example of an excellent pun.

As we say in America, you hit a home run!

Hasta Later,
Abel



....another plug for the head cheese....

Joe Biden

Katarina Frogpond2
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Posted: 30 Nov 10 20:02
I agree. That's a good one. I saw a better one today.

A van with a sign on the back saying

"A blind man is driving this van."

It was an advertisement for a Blinds company. I thought it was funny.

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 30 Nov 10 20:09
"Oh no, I've dropped my toothpaste," said Tom, crestfallen.

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Posted: 30 Nov 10 20:32

Quote: Katarina Frogpond2

I agree. That's a good one. I saw a better one today.

A van with a sign on the back saying

"A blind man is driving this van."

It was an advertisement for a Blinds company. I thought it was funny.


funny stuff. so was Mark's

Skoob1999
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Posted: 30 Nov 10 20:47
I refuse to grovel to the boss.

Sycophants!

Regards

Skoob.

Charpa93
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Posted: 30 Nov 10 21:09

Quote: Skoob1999

I refuse to grovel to the boss.

Sycophants!

Regards

Skoob.


Go on then grumpy. it was funny.... and I just want to say fo the record that I buy my gas at the pump, I do not syphon it from others.

birbee
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Posted: 30 Nov 10 21:27
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me.............

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 30 Nov 10 21:39
.....than a frottle in bont of me..

Hang on, that can't be right...

birbee
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Posted: 30 Nov 10 21:40
....than a frontal lobotomy...............

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 30 Nov 10 21:46
I'm sick of ants too. Totalitarian bastards.


Quote: Skoob1999

I refuse to grovel to the boss.

Sycophants!

Regards

Skoob.


Lady Godiva
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Posted: 1 Dec 10 00:23
Skoob, I think someone is impersonating you coz they didn't end with

Bastards!

No pun intended...merely because there was no pun there anyway.

Sorry....It's just my feeble attempt at being punny.

Lady G.


 
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