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Abel Rodriguez
Ready and Abel Location: Here, There, and Everywhere Registered: 7 Jul 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Police investigate following murder at a wig factory "We'll be combing the area for clues," commented PC Plod, head of the investigation.
-Mark Lowton That is truly a perfect example of an excellent pun. As we say in America, you hit a home run! Hasta Later, Abel |
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Morse
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....another plug for the head cheese.... Joe Biden |
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Katarina Frogpond2
Writer Registered: 5 Oct 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I agree. That's a good one. I saw a better one today.
A van with a sign on the back saying "A blind man is driving this van." It was an advertisement for a Blinds company. I thought it was funny. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Oh no, I've dropped my toothpaste," said Tom, crestfallen.
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Charpa93
Writer Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
funny stuff. so was Mark's |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I refuse to grovel to the boss.
Sycophants! Regards Skoob. |
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Charpa93
Writer Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Go on then grumpy. it was funny.... and I just want to say fo the record that I buy my gas at the pump, I do not syphon it from others. |
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me.............
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
.....than a frottle in bont of me..
Hang on, that can't be right... |
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
....than a frontal lobotomy...............
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm sick of ants too. Totalitarian bastards.
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Lady Godiva
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Skoob, I think someone is impersonating you coz they didn't end with
Bastards! No pun intended...merely because there was no pun there anyway. Sorry....It's just my feeble attempt at being punny. Lady G. |
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