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They don't have all that many words for snow, in actual fact.

I've got a few, though:

Fuck off you bastard and leave me alone.

Hell, living up north.

'Snow joke living in Ontario in winter...

Lady G.

Eskimos might only have sixteen words for snow, but the Geordies have over 3,000 words for drunk.

True that.

We once tried to name them, but started getting silly when we discovered that most nouns work.

"Hey shall we go to the boozer and get radiatored?"
"Sure, I just fancy getting daisied."

Iain

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Quote: Erskin Quint

They don't have all that many words for snow, in actual fact.

I've got a few, though:

Fuck off you bastard and leave me alone.

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..handy folks to have on a cold winter night when you need someone to chew the fat with...though!

It's the snow I want to fuck off, not the eskimos.

In fact a few of them would come in handy right now.

To teach me how to build an igloo, catch seals etc, fish through a hole in the ice.

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Quote: Morse

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Quote: Erskin Quint

They don't have all that many words for snow, in actual fact.

I've got a few, though:

Fuck off you bastard and leave me alone.

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..handy folks to have on a cold winter night when you need someone to chew the fat with...though!

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I'm sure they have many more than 16 words for snow.

By the way, those eskimo (inuit) women work wonders with blubber, so the blubbery fellas (I mean whiners) on this site should get along fine with them. They won't stand for your nonsense and you'll be given a new pair of Muk Luks too. Who could ask for anything more?

LG

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Quote: Lady Godiva

I'm sure they have many more than 16 words for snow.

By the way, those eskimo (inuit) women work wonders with blubber, so the blubbery fellas (I mean whiners) on this site should get along fine with them. They won't stand for your nonsense and you'll be given a new pair of Muk Luks too. Who could ask for anything more?

LG

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....a good newfie woman and a 6-pack?

Victor told me stories about his fishin' trips....

just sayin'

Well, there you go then...but have you SEEN photos of some of those Newfie women? Aha! From what you say in your post, you haven't a bleeding clue what your 'so called friend' is arranging for you.

Well...don't say I didn't warn you.

Lady G.

In the arctic men have been known to go fishing with their wife and tragically lose her on the ice floe

. . . more than one time.

Do their wives make good bait?

Iain

Yes, for fellas like Morse!

Lady G

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Quote: victor nicholas

In the arctic men have been known to go fishing with their wife and tragically lose her on the ice floe

. . . more than one time.

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...was she lost, than found, then lost again?

must have been a real loser.............

You're better of inuit than inuoutofit.

You can't rely on luck. You make your own mukluks in the Northern winters.

Nanook of The North.
Inukjuak
(I'm all right Inukjuak)

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Quote: Lady Godiva

I'm sure they have many more than 16 words for snow.

By the way, those eskimo (inuit) women work wonders with blubber, so the blubbery fellas (I mean whiners) on this site should get along fine with them. They won't stand for your nonsense and you'll be given a new pair of Muk Luks too. Who could ask for anything more?

LG

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It's a way to save on divorce settlements in the arctic.

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Quote: Morse

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Quote: victor nicholas

In the arctic men have been known to go fishing with their wife and tragically lose her on the ice floe

. . . more than one time.

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...was she lost, than found, then lost again?

must have been a real loser.............

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Quote: victor nicholas

It's a way to save on divorce settlements in the arctic.


....is Birbee moving again???? Or did he get cold feet thinking about it?

If you want TRUE answers to your questions, set your GPS's OR GSP'S or Sat Navs to NUNAVUT and then IQUALUIT (Iqualuit being the capital city of the NEWEST TERRITORY in Canada NUNAVUT.)

A free geography lesson...so go and check your Atlases and Globes. If Nunavut is not there, then chuck out your atlases and globes and buy new ones.

I think this is all done (ie. making up new territories, saying Jupiter is now NOT a planet and bringing in that stupid fourth primary colour Squant) to make money by having to change all the literature out there...globes, maps, information on planets etc.

Moneymakers all of these buggers who keep coming up with this stuff.. Damn them all.


Shoot! I've only had 2 cans and I can't remember which bloody discussion thread I'm on.

Hic! Hic!

Ready for can number 3. Bavarian...strong....7.9% but not a patch on Carlsberg Special Brew


Lady G.

Being slightly dim, I don't quite get all this sophisticated banter.

I just love my wife.

Game Over.

Regards

A somewhat beer bollocksed

Skoob.

Skoob...read it tomorrow before a beer or 8. I'm a bit squiffed meself at the moment...and it's only 7.30 pm here.

Mr. G's at his quiz night...I prefer to have a drink at home and spend my time with YOU LOT

Lady G.

At least you're not drinking alone.

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Quote: Morse

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Quote: victor nicholas

It's a way to save on divorce settlements in the arctic.


....is Birbee moving again????

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If only I'd known two marriages ago.

Oh well, I'll know for next time.............

You need somebody like my Mrs Birb...

She's more of a man than I'll ever be.

You wanna see her de-ice the car and shovel snow at 5:30 am.

Fucking awesome she is.

And she can cook (she's a qualified chef) hang doors and lay bricks.

She's fucking NAILS is my Mrs.

I just write Spoofs and play chess with Mponkey Woods while she does the grafting.

Not that I don't offer to help out - she just thinks I'm absolutely hopeless.

She's probably right.

Regards

Skoob.

We have about 15" of snow here today and I have just walked to the local Coop to get some milk.

One of the women who works there was walking to work in just a t-shirt and shorts (with leggings underneath).

Now that's a real woman.............

I totally disagree. A REAL WOMAN TRAINS HER HUSBAND WELL AND SITS BACK WATCHING !

Lady G.

Bollocks to that LG

A real woman does what she's told.

It works in our house.

The wife gave me permission to say that.

She insists that the problem with feminists is that they have no balls.

She said I could say that.

Chauvin (Le Cochon)