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Squant

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Quote: birbee

Squant

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...that may well be, but I don't think he knows Squat on the subject....

just another PhD with a Web Site and dirty drawers.....

...you can smell these arty types a mile away!

Looking forward to summer and new beach balls. The standard ones were getting quite boring.

You should see the ones from Canadian Tire, almost as Canadian as the Maple Leaf.

Reads like a bleeding 'Spoof' to me. Come out come out whoever you are....THERE ARE - AND ALWAYS WILL BE - ONLY 3 PRIMARY COLOURS FOR EVER AND EVER AMEN.

Bollocks to Squant. Long may he squat!

LG

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Reads like a bleeding 'Spoof' to me. THERE ARE - AND ALWAYS WILL BE - ONLY 3 PRIMARY COLOURS

LG

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It's true, Dr Squant lives in our village.
He has just managed to manufacture Squant coloured paint.

It's appearing everywhere at the moment; signposts, the Library, gazebos, the lot.

It's a weird colour really, I'd take a photo of it to upload onto here, but my camera doesn't recognise the colour.............

YOU have a camera? Will these miracles NEVER end?

I've got a very, very, very sharp pencil.

Lady G.

Well it's more of a box with a very talented dwarf in it.

He just doesn't have a squant coloured pencil yet.............

Good luck finding one!

LG

I'll have to ask Dr Sqant in the morning.

He lives three doors down from the brother of the woman who works in the launderette so he may let me have one.............

I've got the first Squant coloured inkjet printer.

Unfortunately the ink cartridge is £300.

Iain

I'll sell you one for $200 and I also have some swamp land in Floria I wish to sell.

Lady G.

Looks like grey to me.

You don't have permission to access /dick/ on this server.


That's what I got when I tried to access Dick on the Negativeland site.

Fuck you, Dick, then, that's what I say. You can fuck right off, you and your mates, you bunch of pathetic, pretentious cunts, with your silly grey "squat" colour. Sorry, color.

Life's too short.

It's not grey, it could be your monitor doesn't know how to display it.

Have you got a standard RGB monitor?

You need a RGBS monitor.

You can get them from PC World, just pop in and ask for one.

[is picturing the bemused look on the technically incompetent staff there]

Iain

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Quote: IainB

It's not grey, it could be your monitor doesn't know how to display it.

Have you got a standard RGB monitor?

You need a RGBS monitor.

You can get them from PC World, just pop in and ask for one.

[is picturing the bemused look on the technically incompetent staff there]

Iain

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Yes, the place that sells anything 'squant' coloured also sells tartan paint and sky-hooks as well as hammerfors.

Lady G.