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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope  Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Always! But Never Should you......at least not on Tuesdays after 1:30pm, but before 4:00am is okay on Thursdays.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Wise words, indeed.
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Jaggedone
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everything is nothing
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Lady Godiva
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Anything is, indeed, better than nothing. Especially if you only have a little something.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
short fat hairy legs
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Always look under the duvet before climbing in.
Always check the wardrobe if you arrive home early. And.... Never eat the carrots shaped to look like flowers at a Chinese restaurant. Iain |
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P.M. Wortham
Literary Dog Registered: 26 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You can't have everything
Where would you put it? (Steven Wright) |
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P.M. Wortham
Literary Dog Registered: 26 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
To Be is to Do - Voltaire
To Do is to Be - Descartes Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra |
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Lady Godiva
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PM That's pricesless.
As me old da' told me: (It's an oldie). "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind man."LG. |
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