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Thibarine
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Posted: 22 Nov 10 16:44
The papers have already begun referring to her as "Catherine" and by the time the spin doctors and media trainers finish with her she'll be as safe and dull as a bread sandwich. Not much to spoof there, then. Let's hope her rogue uncle Gary is at least invited to the wedding.

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Posted: 22 Nov 10 17:03 - Edited By: Charpa93, 22 Nov 10 17:04
I wouldn't be too concerned about that. I'm sure moles are busily digging up dirt as we speak. They'll come up with plenty and if they can't get the job done, the paparazzi will be more than happy to make sure they are in the media eye 24/7. From what skimpy bathing suit she wears on holiday to "is that a baby bump?" they'll get the royal treatment from all the corps.

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Posted: 23 Nov 10 02:41
Poor sod! I don't envy her (well..only a bit).
My only connection to Royalty is having the Queen's mush on some of me coins!

Still - as you say, "they'll" be digging as we type.

Lady G.




 
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