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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado  Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
We have the IMF and the EU and loads and loads of important people flying in to Dublin tomorrow to try and make us take out a massive big loan to stabilize the Eurozone and the world economy......
At least that what it looks like. Our glorious leader Brian, and his second in command, Brian, have repeatedly... I'll say that again, repeatedly told them that we "Don need your stinkin money!" And yet still they come. I hope they're good at Poker. The Brian's, not the other lads, with a bit of luck it'll be an afternoon or an evening flight they come in on because if it is the Brian's will take them out on the piss and get them to agree to all sorts of shit... Hopefully. Put me down for 5 Bill at 2% below. Anyone wanna buy a bank? Anyone?? Queenie? |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Is there some trouble in Ireland, Ferg?
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A little bit maybe.
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SpaceElevator
Higher and Higher Location: Somewhere, Beyond the Sea... Registered: 31 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I can send you a little cash if you need it...
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm a bit strapped myslef this month, Ferg. Can you wait until the New Year?
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'll only accept it if you ask me nicely, and I'll only take it because I'd hate to offend you by way of refusal.
Thanks Space. You do know you'll never get it back? |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
No problem. I'll probably need it by then because I'll have pissed Space Elevator's money against the wall. Happy xmas. |
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Charpa93
Writer  Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Saw this on the news and if I may be serious for just a moment, I want to add that Ireland is a plucky bunch and I totally respect them for their standing up against big money dictating their next move.
Most countries run to grab the carrot dangled by Germany. If, in fact, I have any of this right. Charpa |
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Morse
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Ferg! Sympathies Lad! Try to hang tough or you'll be eating snails 3 times a day, have 15 wheelie bins in front of the homestead, and drinking imported wine with breakfast.... I could go on...but you know all this already.....sad fucking affair! Starting a fund raising on "this old house"....Norm says he's all for it and is pledging at least 3% after expenses to go to Ireland...which is 2% more than Haiti got after their fund raising.... just to keep it perspective, we're sending $5.7B A MONTH to Afghanistan, with most going to the politicians, and about 40% going to the Taliban to keep fighting just enough to ensure continued aid.... Drinks on me tonight....the Euro is looking better against the $ and I can afford a pitcher now....! PS: don't leave home without your roofing hatchet..... Morsie |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Thank you Charpa, your beauty is your innocence. |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'll take it to Dublin next week. |
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Jaggedone
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Ferg you could always join the Salvation Army, warm meals guaranteed
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ah there'll be no need for anything like that, it'll all work out just fine.
Ghost estate anyone? |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Typical of the Irish.
Compliant. Always do as they're told. Always bow to pressure Tiochfehd Ar La Me. |
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Jaggedone
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Skoob, how's the prozac?
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Working fine thanks JO
Grrrrrrr! Just been told I'm watching England tonight. Grrrrrr! I think I'll go out and kill something. Yeah, fine mate. Grrrrrr! Aaaaaarrrrrgh! Me again. |
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Morse
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Hey JO! Me thinks lots of BMW's for sale in Ireland....cheap!!!!!! Don't buy a GREEN one.......bad luck! |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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