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Erskin Quint

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Posted: 15 Nov 10 21:29

A flanged nozzle inconel check valve. Now I've got you, you bugger. Try working Bloody Harry Worth into that then.

Jaggedone

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Posted: 15 Nov 10 21:30

I'll send some over!

Erskin Quint

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Posted: 15 Nov 10 21:37 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 15 Nov 10 21:38

No, don't send any valves. I've got all the valves I need, and then some.

Rowlands' Macassar Oil, now, I could do with some of that; - you can't get hold of it these days.

The days of such elegant personal requisites are sadly behind us.

The San Francisco Onion

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Posted: 16 Nov 10 01:11

Quote: Erskin Quint

Try working Bloody Harry Worth into that then.

No need - I can actually levitate.

Jaggedone

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Posted: 16 Nov 10 16:23 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 16 Nov 10 16:23

I had a "Val-Ve" once, horny bitch, loved pressing and sucking

Lynton

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Posted: 16 Nov 10 23:46 - Edited By: Lynton, 16 Nov 10 23:46

I believe we all have Mitral valves in our hearts - except the Pope who has one under his hat - I don't know why but there it is...

Erskin Quint

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Posted: 16 Nov 10 23:52

What a pity he doesn't keep more things under that hat of his, the gobshite.

Lady Godiva

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Posted: 17 Nov 10 21:31

He must have a lot of stuff under his hat judging by the way he's stooping over...probably it's a 'safe house' for those 'diddling priests'.

Lady G.

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