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The Coypu. No, not bloody Harry Worth. I said Coypu. Why does Harry Worth have to intrude every time? I don't know why I bother.

He used to be a ventriloquist? Look, piss off, eh? Did he have a Coypu ventriloquist's dummy? No? I thought not. If he had had one, that might have been worth a mention.

But as it is, well, let's just keep Harry Worth out of it for once, shall we?

Oh dear. It was the same when I tried to introduce the Flying Phalanger. Bloody Harry Worth. He wasn't even funny.

EQ, been on the placebos again?

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Quote: Erskin Quint

The Coypu. No, not bloody Harry Worth. I said Coypu. Why does Harry Worth have to intrude every time? I don't know why I bother.

He used to be a ventriloquist? Look, piss off, eh? Did he have a Coypu ventriloquist's dummy? No? I thought not. If he had had one, that might have been worth a mention.

But as it is, well, let's just keep Harry Worth out of it for once, shall we?

Oh dear. It was the same when I tried to introduce the Flying Phalanger. Bloody Harry Worth. He wasn't even funny.

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Of course not you fool, I haven't got any garden furniture. Never could harbour garden furniture.

I mean, would you have a lawn in the sitting-room? I rest my case.

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Quote: Jaggedone

EQ, been on the placebos again?

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Quote: Erskin Quint

The Coypu. No, not bloody Harry Worth. I said Coypu. Why does Harry Worth have to intrude every time? I don't know why I bother.

He used to be a ventriloquist? Look, piss off, eh? Did he have a Coypu ventriloquist's dummy? No? I thought not. If he had had one, that might have been worth a mention.

But as it is, well, let's just keep Harry Worth out of it for once, shall we?

Oh dear. It was the same when I tried to introduce the Flying Phalanger. Bloody Harry Worth. He wasn't even funny.

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Actually, Erskin, having read several of your snippets yesterday, I thought you would be EXACTLY the sort of person to have a lawn in the sitting room.

Just sayin' ...

Maybe EQ loves a garden gnome or two, tight

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Actually, Erskin, having read several of your snippets yesterday, I thought you would be EXACTLY the sort of person to have a lawn in the sitting room.

Just sayin' ...

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Ah, you're my reader then. Joy of joys.

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Actually, Erskin, having read several of your snippets yesterday, I thought you would be EXACTLY the sort of person to have a lawn in the sitting room.

Just sayin' ...

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No, I don't like garden gnomes. Don't understand them. I can never understand what they're trying to say.

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Quote: Jaggedone

Maybe EQ loves a garden gnome or two, tight

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Actually, Erskin, having read several of your snippets yesterday, I thought you would be EXACTLY the sort of person to have a lawn in the sitting room.

Just sayin' ...

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Hi erskine I have a lawn in my living room - it has a sundial with a gnomon - shame... I was going to ask you to translate.

Welcome back you bastard.

Are you well?

Still have the stone erskine - I was lured back under false pretenses by skoob who mentioned something about soiled panties

Ah well. Nice to see you're back. If I'd said "nice to see your back" that would mean something quite different.

It would inded erskine and it would have gone quite unnoticed by ninety percent of reader's and writers' and grocers.

Meanwhile let's hear it for the Potoo - that master of avian camouflage and jungle sentinel which falls off its perch having mistaken the trunk of its roosting tree for a shop window. While falling it screeches its plaintive cry

"Fuckharryworthbastard'sthelotofyou!"

Oy!

Frog!

Don't you come on here rippin' 'Arry Worf!

Barstard.

More than your life's Worf.

Cheeky French Flicker.

Sid.

Hi Lynton! Now I've forgotten what this bloody thread's supposed to be about. I'll go back and look.

Lady G.

Lynton, ol bean how's the Chateau 69?

Coypu.com Bloody mesmerizing site. Once you get to it you'll NEVER leave. I've never been so bloody gobsmacked in my life as I was just now when I clicked onto the site and did a search.

Brilliant!

Hang on! That can't be right coz I DID leave.

Lady G.

By the way! Whose that poor imitation of ME - the Featured Writer of today...I realize this post will mean absolutely bloody nothing by the time the next featured writer is featured but - nothing makes much sense on this site anyway...

Lady G.