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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Just a word. Following the release of the hostage couple captured off the coast of Somalia...
Me and the wife are thinking of doing something similar. To see if we can make a bit of extra cash. Like, do a deal with the pirates, and GMTV and This Morning, and Loose Women - that should do it. Quids in. Heh heh - sorted! Who'd have imagined that sailing a yacht off the coast of Somalia could possibly present an Elf N Safety hazard... For fuck's sake... Rip OFF!!!!! DING DING!!!!! TAXPAYER!!!!! Fuck 'em. They should have shot the bastards. Skoob |
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid  Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You'd be OK Skoob, what with all your pirate experience and everything.
Piece of cake I reckon. Any boats down there we can nick and we'll give it a go. Play out 'Below Decks' for real............. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Looked like they'd had two weeks in Benidorm.
Since when did hostages have their hair dyed by their captors? It's bollocks is that. Where we going on holiday this year love? Sailing in fucking Somalian waters. Oh yeah - that sounds cool... Words fail.... Cheers birb Skoob. |
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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
If you saw the ladders that the pirates have to climb up twenty or thirty feet to get onto some of these cargo ships you would think that the crew could easilty fend them off or push them away.
I was told that the crew usually doesn't feel they are paid to deal with pirates with automatic weapons so they let them come aboard. |
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
No negotiation Skoob.
Not until you get that first toothpick in the post anyhow. He's bluffing, the blaggard............. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Eeeey yo!
El Capi - frickin - tano... I don't need no steenkin' toothpix... Ju goddit? Think on son. Regards Toothpick Skoobie |
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Morse
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....in the vernacular, your Gazebo is now a Geezer...and ginger at that.... don't try to find me.... I've defriended you...... Professional Pirate Thoroughly Embarrassed by your Behaviour! Reputation pillaged, trashed, ruint an all that.....Goodbye effective 14 Nov. |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado  Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Excellent!! Now it's all mine! Mine I tell ya!!! The tools, the Porsche, the signed photo of Norm...... Mine!!! |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hibernian bastard.
No commission then? Tiochfehhd Ar Lar (Pays to remember that boyo) Your friend  Skoob. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Isnit
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