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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
We're having a Wizard Of Oz weather moment here. It's quite bright but it's blowing a gale. In gusts.
Leaves flying everywhere. Gazebo still dead. Lying on its back in the garden with its legs up in the air. A bit like a girlfriend I once had... Regards Skoob. |
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Charpa93
Writer Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Your wife must be proud on both accounts. Charpa |
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You used to have a dead girlfriend that you kept in your back garden.............?
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I didn't know she was dead at the time.
She was always quiet. Regards Skoob. |
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Cats and dogs here.
The world's biggest arsehole coming up on the gog tonight, don't know how I will contain myself. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I had a girlfriend who's favourite sport in the winter Olympics was the luge. She said she liked any sport you could do on your back.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ivana Fuque
Another J-Man creation. I think. Anyway - it's raining rather persistently here, and has been all day. Now it's dark, earlier it was dull. Got a wet foot caused by a leaky shoe on the way back from the shops to buy beer earlier. All tucked up nice and snuggly for tonight. Wifey at work - telly to meself, beer on tap. Luxury! Oh yes! Skoob. |
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Lady Godiva
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Skoob, man after my own heart. I love the house to myself, the telly and a few cans. Mind you...sorry to hear you got a soggy foot. I don't have to go out in the rain, my hubby does the beer run....then goes off to the pub...leaving me in perfect 'heaven'.
Weather Report: No rain...awaiting snow! Lady G. |
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