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Skoob1999
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Posted: 11 Nov 10 14:51
We're having a Wizard Of Oz weather moment here. It's quite bright but it's blowing a gale. In gusts.

Leaves flying everywhere.

Gazebo still dead.

Lying on its back in the garden with its legs up in the air.

A bit like a girlfriend I once had...

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Skoob.

Charpa93
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Posted: 11 Nov 10 15:05

Quote: Skoob1999

We're having a Wizard Of Oz weather moment here. It's quite bright but it's blowing a gale. In gusts.

Leaves flying everywhere.

Gazebo still dead.

Lying on its back in the garden with its legs up in the air.

A bit like a girlfriend I once had...

Regards

Skoob.


Your wife must be proud on both accounts.

Charpa

birbee
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Posted: 11 Nov 10 16:52
You used to have a dead girlfriend that you kept in your back garden.............?

Skoob1999
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Posted: 11 Nov 10 17:28
I didn't know she was dead at the time.

She was always quiet.

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Skoob.

queen mudder
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Posted: 11 Nov 10 22:06
Cats and dogs here.

The world's biggest arsehole coming up on the gog tonight, don't know how I will contain myself.

victor nicholas
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Posted: 11 Nov 10 22:22
I had a girlfriend who's favourite sport in the winter Olympics was the luge. She said she liked any sport you could do on your back.


Quote: Skoob1999

We're having a Wizard Of Oz weather moment here. It's quite bright but it's blowing a gale. In gusts.

Leaves flying everywhere.

Gazebo still dead.

Lying on its back in the garden with its legs up in the air.

A bit like a girlfriend I once had...

Regards

Skoob.


Morse
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Posted: 11 Nov 10 22:29

Quote: victor nicholas

I had a girlfriend who's favourite sport in the winter Olympics was the luge. She said she liked any sport you could do on your back.


I remember her....didn't we do about 372 stories on her awhile back...

Wanda Phuque, or something like that? Hell of an athlete of Olympic
Proportions as I recall....

Morse



Skoob1999
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Posted: 12 Nov 10 18:48
Ivana Fuque

Another J-Man creation.

I think.

Anyway - it's raining rather persistently here, and has been all day. Now it's dark, earlier it was dull. Got a wet foot caused by a leaky shoe on the way back from the shops to buy beer earlier. All tucked up nice and snuggly for tonight. Wifey at work - telly to meself, beer on tap.

Luxury!

Oh yes!

Skoob.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 14 Nov 10 16:44 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 14 Nov 10 16:45
Skoob, man after my own heart. I love the house to myself, the telly and a few cans. Mind you...sorry to hear you got a soggy foot. I don't have to go out in the rain, my hubby does the beer run....then goes off to the pub...leaving me in perfect 'heaven'.

Weather Report: No rain...awaiting snow!

Lady G.


 
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