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We've collected a few over the years, saving scraps of plywood and painting them up to add to the collection. So far we have:

Kiki D. Bucket "I told you I was sick"
Frank N. Stein "Beloved husband, Bad haircut"
Barbie "Too much plastic Surgery"
Bobbie B. Brice "Ate too much candy and then paid the price"
Curt N. Rodd "Our favorite interior designer"
Anita Hammer "Computer repair technician"
Hugo Furst "Bungee Jumping Instructor"
Yasmin Yeast "Pardon me for Not Rising"
Haywood Jabuzzov "Telemarketing King"


More ideas?

Steve Irwin - "Well, I thought it was safe to go back in the water"

Michael Jackson - "Phew, it's hot down here."

Billy Mays - "Bang! And the salesman was gone"

Gary Coleman - "Watcha talking about, Satan?"

Patrick Swayze - "Dancing on the head of a pin"

Will they do?

What? What? Too soon? Oh well.

Iain

Princess Di - 'She did.'

Britney Spears - Hair today - gone tomorrow. (Ouch! Sorry...)

John F Kennedy - Wow, I needed that like a hole in the head.

Saddam - You Got Me Dangling On A String

Freddy Krueger - Disco Inferno

Chilean Miners - Blinded By The Light

Paul McCartney - Can't Buy Me Love

Dr David Kelly - The First Cut Is The Deepest

Linda Lovelace - Gagging For It

Wayne Rooney - Whoops I Did It Again

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Quote: IainB

Steve Irwin - "Well, I thought it was safe to go back in the water"

Michael Jackson - "Phew, it's hot down here."

Billy Mays - "Bang! And the salesman was gone"

Gary Coleman - "Watcha talking about, Satan?"

Patrick Swayze - "Dancing on the head of a pin"

Will they do?

What? What? Too soon? Oh well.

Iain

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Ooof. Quality. Edgy. Maybe too soon for the kid crowd, but the adults will get a kick out of them.

PM

"John F Kennedy - Wow, I needed that like a hole in the head."


OK, belly laugh. Started a cough that lasted for about 20 seconds. Stop that damn it. It's not supposed to be funny.

Sorry.

Martin Luther King: Now he can always have dreams.

J. Christ: Hands up, he was a cross git.

Moses: 10 plagues couldn't kill him. Chlamydia did.

Saddam: Hanging here til' judgment day.

Abe Lincoln: Hats off. This tops it all.

Henry VIII: On Earth was a better exile: all six wives in one room.

Joan Of Arc - Feelin' Hot Hot Hot

Moses: 10 plagues couldn't kill him. Chlamydia did.

Classic. Absolutely classic.

Had trouble with the fog machine, but the graveyard was a hit with the parents. More stones (based on your ideas) next year.