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This drags the good name of Morse into the gutter!


A jet owned by a senior executive in the US firm which has bought Liverpool Football Club was chartered by the CIA and used in flights allegedly linked to the rendition of terror suspects.

The plane is owned by Phillip Morse, 69, the vice-chairman of New England Sports Ventures, which bought the club on Friday for £300million.


Admittedly it's the Mail on Sunday. But:

CIA paid Liverpool buyout tycoon millions...to use his jet for 'torture' flights

MY take

....it's that Shuttlecock....and Facebook....

if I hadn't joined all this would have remained private...

Friends of Martin Shuttlecock my arse....he's a Wight Bastard, he is!....

....anybody seen me suitcase....the self locking one with wheels?

Not Morse

That's it now Cap.

I'll have to sever all ties with you and terminate our friendship.

All these years and you never told me you were a secret Scouser.

I'm inconsolable, me, I am.

I thought we had something...

Thought I could trust you...

Aaaarrrrgggggh!

Skoob.

I knew this would be horrible.

Lord knows how it could sour relations (or pickled relatives) at the Oasis Bar & Grille.

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Quote: Skoob1999

That's it now Cap.

I'll have to sever all ties with you and terminate our friendship.

All these years and you never told me you were a secret Scouser.

I'm inconsolable, me, I am.

I thought we had something...

Thought I could trust you...

Aaaarrrrgggggh!

Skoob.

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....backwards you are.....all this time I thought I was THE ONE....turns out you have 75,000 Fans....fickle BASTARD....wait till Gay Lary finds out....

that'll sort ya........you know how jealous THEY get....never piss off
a QUEEN......they can be vicious.....and quite CATTY...

Don't call on me when you're 3674 Lithuanian Friends take over your house while you're out buying an 8 pack.....and you can forget the Sky Box at Ansfield, I talked to them & you're BANNED....

NOW....how do I get me privacy back.....? Eh?

Not Morse

No.

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Quote: Skoob1999

No.

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....CRUEL UNFEELING BASTARD! (SOB)....

I'll leave U2 to sort out your nationalistic pride (fucking scousers)

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Quote: Morse

....it's that Shuttlecock....and Facebook....
if I hadn't joined all this would have remained private...
Friends of Martin Shuttlecock my arse....he's a Wight Bastard, he is!....
....anybody seen me suitcase....the self locking one with wheels?

Not Morse

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Facebook 'rewards insults'Facebook, Twitter and Bebo 'undermining moral development'.

Bang on the money again!