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You Know What REALLY Burns my Ass?

Q: You Know What Really Burns My Arse? A flame about this high 30% J-Man's Chili Omelet 0% Ex-Lax Brownies 10% Skoob Home-Lager Morning Shits 40% Morse's Spicey Cajun Caviar 20% There have been 10 responses to this poll

trick question!

the answer is actually a Serbian firework at an Italian football match.

I certainly know what burned my ass last week.

Charpa

Cayenne pepper.

That stuff is always hotter on the way out than on the way in.

Turpentine

Johnny Knoxville with a blowtorch.

Ladies don't HAVE arses...so I cannot comment on this thread. Sorry! We have 'arseholes' but THEY are the men we married......

LADY G.

excellent LG, back with a bang up the khyber pass!

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Ladies don't HAVE arses...so I cannot comment on this thread. Sorry! We have 'arseholes' but THEY are the men we married......

LADY G.

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'Fiery Jacks Volcanic Muscle Rub', when accidently used instead of haemorrhoid cream.............

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Quote: Lady Godiva

We have 'arseholes' but THEY are the men we married......

LADY G.

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Love it. Reminds me of Jo Brand's line

"The way to a man's heart is through the hankie pocket with a bread knife."

back to the root question: cheap fucking hard bog paper on offer at motorway stations (if there's any left)

Napalm.

JO - TopTip: Always carry a pack of 'Baby Wet Ones' about your person.

"Being gang-raped by David Haye and his 'massif'." : Audley Harrison.

Lady Godiva!!!

Try riding a different whorse from time to time.

I do but my wife refuses to change my nappy in the Gents, i'm too large for the babies room???>

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Quote: pinxit

JO - TopTip: Always carry a pack of 'Baby Wet Ones' about your person.

"Being gang-raped by David Haye and his 'massif'." : Audley Harrison.

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After this weekend I'd like to add:

Stuffed cabbage with a blend of peppers, onions, garlic. The tri-fecta of gas production, plus one. When mixed with a little beer, utterly explosive in about 6 hours.

Agreed. More than you needed to know.

PM

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Ladies don't HAVE arses

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Ahh! Now my ex-wife's claim to have never farted makes a little more sense.

You should know that at your age! Women NEVER fart!

Charpa.....I didn't know you owned a donkey!!!!

An arse is an arse and it sounds much better when pronounced ARSE! It's one of my favourite words. ARSE! Second favourite is from the Father Ted show. FECK!

An ASS is a bloody donkey! An ARSE is much more satisfying for us Brits to say. ARSE, ARSE, ARSE.

Or perhaps I am only speaking for myself! ARSE! FECK!

Lady G.