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Sawasdee Krup took kon t puud pasa Thai die krup. Ta cry g'die yak ja ki-en(write) pasa thai kwuie pasa Thai, churn ma ti-nee krup!

Sawasdee krup, Jean!

Kun sabai mai? Monkey yoo tee am gan, krup. Tee gow mong ja sorn naklien. Bua sorn, deh wah, ta mai sorn, mai mee satang!

Khao jai, le plow?

Pai gon, na.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Sawasdee krup, Jean!

Kun sabai mai? Monkey yoo tee am gan, krup. Tee gow mong ja sorn naklien. Bua sorn, deh wah, ta mai sorn, mai mee satang!

Khao jai, le plow?

Pai gon, na.

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Chai Krup, Jean Sabai u krup. Chai laew krup ta yak me satang, cone dong tom nyan, daa wa, bua die nyay jung jing jing! Choke dee krup!

If that's the case ...

Spicy garden pad, bikini pad. Khing pad prik. Khing see-ew panang, pad prik sod. Prew wan ka-tiam, red snapper phu-ket, phu-ket! Snow pea ka prow! Steamed whole, pasa Thai panang!

So, Pasa Thai Red?

Pasa Thai Green?

Sizzling Siam Beef marinated for three days?

Rama In Jucuzzi!

STOP! YOOT! Hue Laew! I'm hungry!

Monkey mai kin ahan Thai yeuht. Mai chawp krup.

Chawp kin ahan farang dee gwaa. Wan nee, hen Nok laew. Mah jak rongriyan gap Nok. Nok pen poo-ying suway mahk mahk krup!

Yak yoo gap Nok, deh wah, Nok bork wah "Pai doo gon! Nok ja kit."

Bua laew. Monkey bork wah "Ta Nok ja kit, kit laew laew!"



Poo-ying na?

(Tuts, but doesn't know Thai for 'tuts')

Nun njuk njuk njuk.
Wai i awta....

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Monkey mai kin ahan Thai yeuht. Mai chawp krup.

Chawp kin ahan farang dee gwaa. Wan nee, hen Nok laew. Mah jak rongriyan gap Nok. Nok pen poo-ying suway mahk mahk krup!

Yak yoo gap Nok, deh wah, Nok bork wah "Pai doo gon! Nok ja kit."

Bua laew. Monkey bork wah "Ta Nok ja kit, kit laew laew!"



Poo-ying na? Mai ben-rai krup, poo-ying g' me lai lai cone krup. Ta cow my yahk ja ma yu gop Monkey, by tiow ha cone mai.

Oye! kin ahan farang dee gwaa die yang rai?!



(Tuts, but doesn't know Thai for 'tuts')

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Ta Monkey yak ja yoo gap cone Thai non-non, dong ha cone chab ahan farang doey na! Khun Nok chab ahan farang mai?

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Fuck off, gayboy.

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

Ta Monkey yak ja yoo gap cone Thai non-non, dong ha cone chab ahan farang doey na! Khun Nok chab ahan farang mai?

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Mai khao jai. "Chab" beh wah arai, krup?

"Chawp" chai mai?

Mai yahk mee kon mai. Chawp Khun Nok. Pen kon suway mahk mahk. Chawp kuwee gan, chawp yim korng kow, chawp took yang!

Jean mee palaya kon Thai le plow?.

Bing bong

Kok Long waryai takkin boot ai jim bob

Bing bong kwai chung tai chi kung fu akkai.

Bing bong bing bong

Yo koi yakkayakka..

Bing bong

Skoob

(This is a great thread.)

Chai krup!

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Fuck off, gayboy.

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

Ta Monkey yak ja yoo gap cone Thai non-non, dong ha cone chab ahan farang doey na! Khun Nok chab ahan farang mai?

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Mai khao jai. "Chab" beh wah arai, krup?

"Chawp" chai mai?

Mai yahk mee kon mai. Chawp Khun Nok. Pen kon suway mahk mahk. Chawp kuwee gan, chawp yim korng kow, chawp took yang!

Jean mee palaya kon Thai le plow?.

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By "palaya" do you mean wife? Okay phonetic Thai ain't perfect for sure, clarify whenever needed. Funny thing is how different English speakers hear Thai words and spell them.

Palay Jim choo "Kesara" krup, raew (we) dang-nyan gone yee-sip be gone 20 years. Raew me loog-sow song kon, ayud 7 be and ayud 15 be.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Bing bong

Kok Long waryai takkin boot ai jim bob

Bing bong kwai chung tai chi kung fu akkai.

Bing bong bing bong

Yo koi yakkayakka..

Bing bong

Skoob

(This is a great thread.)

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Thanks Skoob,you have the syntax down pretty good!

What's syntax? I hope I don't have to pay that too.

Why is Monkey Woods saying 'tea's up' and 'fuck off gayboy?'

Now I speak Thai as well as the next man.

Apart from Thais that is...

Bing bong

Avon coring.

Mi Wuv U Rong Time Fie Dorra.

Luk ee luk ee sukee sukee fukee fu kee.

Wuv U rong time Gow Den Borr oks

(it's dead good this!)

Wee Gads

Skoob

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Quote: Skoob1999

What's syntax? I hope I don't have to pay that too.

Why is Monkey Woods saying 'tea's up' and 'fuck off gayboy?'

Now I speak Thai as well as the next man.

Apart from Thais that is...

Bing bong

Avon coring.

Mi Wuv U Rong Time Fie Dorra.

Luk ee luk ee sukee sukee fukee fu kee.

Wuv U rong time Gow Den Borr oks

(it's dead good this!)


'tea's up' and 'fuck off gayboy?' I believe these bits are in English not Thai


Wee Gads

Skoob

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Sollee

I get coat.

Sio Nara

Skoob

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Quote: Gay Larry

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Thoot ma,

Diew, diew.

Monkey Woods nawtlut.

Ngat, chae, poetpoong, naa hee.

Regards,

SFO Khun Pan.

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

By "palaya" do you mean wife?

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Chai

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

Palay Jim choo "Kesara" krup, raew (we) dang-nyan gone yee-sip be gone 20 years.

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Monkey mee palaya 21 bee laew.

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

Raew me loog-sow song kon, ayud 7 be and ayud 15 be.

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Monkey mee luk sorng kon, muen gan. Mee luk chai ayoo 14 bee, laa luk saow ayoo 8 bee. Sorng kon na lak, deh wah, luk chai pen dek deu! 'Teenager' meun derm, na?

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Quote: Monkey Woods

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

By "palaya" do you mean wife?

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Chai

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

Palay Jim choo "Kesara" krup, raew (we) dang-nyan gone yee-sip be gone 20 years.

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Monkey mee palaya 21 bee laew.

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

Raew me loog-sow song kon, ayud 7 be and ayud 15 be.

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Monkey mee luk sorng kon, muen gan. Mee luk chai ayoo 14 bee, laa luk saow ayoo 8 bee. Sorng kon na lak, deh wah, luk chai pen dek deu! 'Teenager' meun derm, na?

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Chai Teenager meun derm jing jing, deh wah, luk saow Jean g' chai die, ben con dee.

Khun Nok ja ma yu gap Monkey laa palaya Monkey?!!! Oye Monkey choke dee me palaya nom jai jing jing. Puud len krup

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

Khun Nok ja ma yu gap Monkey

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Kit wah: yang krup. Kow bork wah, "Kit doo gon, na?"

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

laa palaya Monkey?!!!

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Yang mai roo, krup.

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

Oye Monkey choke dee me palaya nom jai jing jing. Puud len krup

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Beh wah arai?

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Quote: Monkey Woods

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

Khun Nok ja ma yu gap Monkey

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Kit wah: yang krup. Kow bork wah, "Kit doo gon, na?"

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

laa palaya Monkey?!!!

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Yang mai roo, krup.

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Quote: Jean Le Fete

Oye Monkey choke dee me palaya nom jai jing jing. Puud len krup

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Beh wah arai?

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Mai ben rai krup, jaam mai dai puud ruang arai krup! Choke dee krup!

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Quote: Skoob1999

What's syntax? = sin tax


I hope I don't have to pay that too.

Why is Monkey Woods saying 'tea's up' and 'fuck off gayboy?'

Now I speak Thai as well as the next man.

Apart from Thais that is...

Bing bong

Avon coring.

Mi Wuv U Rong Time Fie Dorra.

Luk ee luk ee sukee sukee fukee fu kee.

Wuv U rong time Gow Den Borr oks

(it's dead good this!)

Wee Gads

Skoob

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Japanese anyone?

1 to 10.

ichi, ni, san, shi, go, roku, sichi, hachi, kyu, ju.

I can do the symbols too, but I can't find Japanese characters on my computer.