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Hey all,

Predictions for the England Montenegro game right now? Right outcome gets the title "Notoriously Jammy Twat" for a few hours?

E.g. 1-0 to ENgland.
USSR to declare war on USA shortly afterwards
John Terry to snog Rio Ferdinand if he scores...

That kinda thing. Who's up for it?

Unlikely things to happen in football matches...ok...how about:

a) not one player will fall over
b) not one player on the team will be wearing a girly headband (British teams).
c) no fans OR players will use foul language
d) refs will get 'every call' correct without the help
of their 'assistants'.
e) all players of one team will speak the same language

There are more to come

Lady G.

Unlikely things to occur in soccer (proper football) dressing rooms:

1) Steroid pumped jocks hugging one another in a manly way (?)

2) Footballers rarely having to admit they bat for the other team.

Group hug!

Go boys!

Arf arf!

Skoob.

Unlikely things to happen at football games:

Lady G. will streak at one of the EPL games.(Date TBA)

Skoob will join her taking off his long grey coat and
scaring the kids and delighting the old ladies.

Lady G.