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Went on a meeting today and found a way to relieve stress is to think how it could be worse.

Come up with your "It could be scenario" and see how many people comment. Apparently it relieves stress and stuff.

OK, i'll try it.

It could be worse, I could be strapped in a cold room with only the Spoof Gerbils to keep me company.

Anyone else?

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Quote: masterchev

Went on a meeting today and found a way to relieve stress is to think how it could be worse.

Come up with your "It could be scenario" and see how many people comment. Apparently it relieves stress and stuff.

OK, i'll try it.

It could be worse, I could be strapped in a cold room with only the Spoof Gerbils to keep me company.

Anyone else?

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...ever been locked in an editorial conference with the windows closed and
surrounded by Pickled Eggs and Toasted Cheese Farts...

I didn't think so...that's why most of us are independent contractors and are content to report our 1099's from Mark....

Absence doth indeed make the fart appear to just be a bad dream......

It could be worse, you could be Boris Johnson's hairdresser.

Iain

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Quote: IainB

It could be worse, you could be Boris Johnson's hairdresser.

Iain

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....or Su Bo's Brazilian Waxer......

or Gordon Brown's laughter therapist

Or you could take a trip to Canada, kick the living shit out of your wife's ex-husband because he's a total bastard and a bully, cut his bollocks off and force the prick to eat them.

Not that I'd do that.

I'm just sayin'

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Or you could take a trip to Canada, kick the living shit out of your wife's ex-husband because he's a total bastard and a bully, cut his bollocks off and force the prick to eat them.

Not that I'd do that.

I'm just sayin'

Skoob.

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....sounds like a hell of an adventure...I think Doc Victor offers that trip
complete with surgical precision..........I don't think he sterilizes his scalpels though....pity....

Skoob, did you forget to take the happy pills again?

Yeah, I did.

I'm having a really fucking bad day.

And I have work tomorrow.

More fucking headache.

Bollocks to it.

Skoob.

Pissed off and feeling like travelling to Canada to strangle a gobshite bullying bastard who I should have offed years ago.

Apart from that I'm fine and good to go

Regards

Skoob.

Feel free to share the load skoob

shit day up here too. fancy bookin a flight to canada? ryanair i'm afraid, but it could be worse...

actually it couldn't.

MC

It could be worse...the midterm elections and the opportunity to return the Congress from a Marxist to a centrist or conservative position could be more than a month away.