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queen mudder
Spoof Queen  Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The flame-thrower was included as 52% of cyclists named ''cars and lorries passing too close'' as their number one complaint. So the bike's handlebars are fitted with a specially-designed flame-thrower to fire towards vehicles that get too close.
Pic story... CAn just see Boris Johnson's fat arse parked on one of these... |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Funny story!
They should outfit automobiles with flame throwers for bicyclists who crowd their way out into traffic and cause backups. And I am practically an authority on these matters.  |
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