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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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Jaggedone
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QM, your'e such a little charmer, how's the guillotine, well oiled?
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
That Daily Mail pic got to ya, eh?
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Jaggedone
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QM, I can't afford Newspapers under my bridge but that used bog paper floating by makes a good read |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I knew a guy who got dragged through a plastics grinder. He was grinding up some matting - it tangled around his leg and dragged him in.
I can't imagine how he must have felt. The worst thing was that the local paper reported that there was no body to recover - only sludge. The factory owners were prosecuted for corporate manslaughter but I never did find out the outcome. There's no punchline. It's true. Guy was about 25. Regards Skoob. |
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Jaggedone
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Skoob you've obviously been watching too much Man City, HORROR! |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's sometimes good to discuss the bad stuff JO
Not being morbid or anything - I think it has more to do with how we relate to people and situations. Like CJ's Auschwitz article - not remotely funny, but five stars for being simply brilliant. Right... Where were we? Skoob. |
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Jaggedone
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Like CJ's Auschwitz article - not remotely funny, but five stars for being simply brilliant. absolutely agree and CJ sent me a priv message, I was chuffed! |
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