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queen mudder
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Posted: 27 Sep 10 18:42
OMG!


A gardener was horrifically killed after being decapitated when a rope around his neck was dragged into a wood chipper.

Miguel Vargas desperately fought to avoid being pulled into the chipper after the rope was fed into the churning mechanism.

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Jaggedone
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Posted: 27 Sep 10 18:43
QM, your'e such a little charmer, how's the guillotine, well oiled?

queen mudder
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Posted: 27 Sep 10 18:44
That Daily Mail pic got to ya, eh?

Jaggedone
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Posted: 27 Sep 10 18:49

Quote: queen mudder

That Daily Mail pic got to ya, eh?


QM, I can't afford Newspapers under my bridge but that used bog paper floating by makes a good read

Skoob1999
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Posted: 27 Sep 10 19:12
I knew a guy who got dragged through a plastics grinder. He was grinding up some matting - it tangled around his leg and dragged him in.

I can't imagine how he must have felt.

The worst thing was that the local paper reported that there was no body to recover - only sludge. The factory owners were prosecuted for corporate manslaughter but I never did find out the outcome.

There's no punchline. It's true. Guy was about 25.

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Jaggedone
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Posted: 27 Sep 10 19:15

Quote: Skoob1999

I knew a guy who got dragged through a plastics grinder. He was grinding up some matting - it tangled around his leg and dragged him in.

I can't imagine how he must have felt.

The worst thing was that the local paper reported that there was no body to recover - only sludge. The factory owners were prosecuted for corporate manslaughter but I never did find out the outcome.

There's no punchline. It's true. Guy was about 25.

Regards

Skoob.


Skoob you've obviously been watching too much Man City, HORROR!

Skoob1999
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Posted: 27 Sep 10 19:26
It's sometimes good to discuss the bad stuff JO

Not being morbid or anything - I think it has more to do with how we relate to people and situations.

Like CJ's Auschwitz article - not remotely funny, but five stars for being simply brilliant.

Right...

Where were we?

Skoob.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 27 Sep 10 19:39

Like CJ's Auschwitz article - not remotely funny, but five stars for being simply brilliant.

absolutely agree and CJ sent me a priv message, I was chuffed!


 
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