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Forum Home / General Discussion / WTF 'UN 'to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors'
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen  Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Mazlan Othman, a Malaysian astrophysicist, is set to be tasked with co-ordinating humanity's response if and when extraterrestrials make contact.
Aliens who landed on earth and asked: "Take me to your leader" would be directed to Mrs Othman. ............. Mrs Othman is currently head of the UN's little known Office for Outer Space Affairs (Unoosa). In a recent talk to fellow scientists, she said: "The continued search for extraterrestrial communication, by several entities, sustains the hope that some day human kind will received signals from extraterrestrials. story Someone's gotta be pulling her leg! |
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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You can't really get promoted after that job.
I imagine this waiting room where you have to take a number for service with a dusty No. 1 showing. |
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Lady Godiva
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I wonder if she is looking for a Personal Assistant. I'm retiring from my present job in June 2011. I'll update my resume just in case (c.v. to some of you..)
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