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Skoob1999
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Posted: 21 Sep 10 16:45
Do any of you lovely Spoof people ever get this?

It's not a workday for me, and I really feel like I should be cracking on with something.

But it seems like the world is turning in slow motion.

There's just nothing going on.

Maybe I'll nip up the shops for a beer or something.

Yesterday was okay - I went up the shops for a beer and came back only to realise I'd left my keys in the house. The wife was having a nap, and I didn't want to wake her, so I climbed through the kitchen window.

That was all right, but today's just slow.

Just sayin'

Skoob.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 21 Sep 10 17:40

Quote: Skoob1999

Do any of you lovely Spoof people ever get this?

It's not a workday for me, and I really feel like I should be cracking on with something.

But it seems like the world is turning in slow motion.

There's just nothing going on.

Maybe I'll nip up the shops for a beer or something.

Yesterday was okay - I went up the shops for a beer and came back only to realise I'd left my keys in the house. The wife was having a nap, and I didn't want to wake her, so I climbed through the kitchen window.

That was all right, but today's just slow.

Just sayin'

Skoob.


Groundhogging Skoob, actually I agree, I clocked the clokck today at 15.30, clocked it half an hour later and it was 15.15? (I could have sworn)

Boring!

Morse
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Posted: 22 Sep 10 21:04


....1700......

....1703.........

batteries winding down on the pacemaker.......


1707...............

Skoob1999
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Posted: 22 Sep 10 21:11
1 hour.

All I got left.

Northampton winning 2-1 at Anfield.

Work in the morning. 05:41 train.

C'mon you Hatters!

Regards

Skoob.

Philbert of Macadamia
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Philbert of Macadamia

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Posted: 22 Sep 10 22:12

Quote: Skoob1999

Do any of you lovely Spoof people ever get this?

It's not a workday for me, and I really feel like I should be cracking on with something.

But it seems like the world is turning in slow motion.

There's just nothing going on.

Maybe I'll nip up the shops for a beer or something.

Yesterday was okay - I went up the shops for a beer and came back only to realise I'd left my keys in the house. The wife was having a nap, and I didn't want to wake her, so I climbed through the kitchen window.

That was all right, but today's just slow.

Just sayin'

Skoob.


Skoob/Morse:

Went to the health club to use the exercise machines, cleaned all the car windows and pulled weeds in our small front ornamental/ivy garden (no grass). Sitting here having a beer.

You guys available tommorow to help me cut down a portion of a large shrub broken by the winter's snow?

Respectfully,
Not Bored
PoM



Skoob1999
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Posted: 22 Sep 10 22:18
I'd love to Philbert, but I have work in the morning.

Up before 5am and won't get home until at least 7:30pm

I'll be there in spirit though!

Cheers matey!

Skoob.

Morse
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Posted: 22 Sep 10 23:20



sigh...can't make it Phil...teeing off at 8 a.m...........

I'll leave some divots for you to patch........

Jaggedone
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Posted: 23 Sep 10 15:46
You guys available tommorow to help me cut down a portion of a large shrub broken by the winter's snow?

POM, lazy B, last winters snow or this winters?

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 23 Sep 10 16:24 - Edited By: Philbert of Macadamia, 23 Sep 10 16:26

Quote: Jaggedone

You guys available tommorow to help me cut down a portion of a large shrub broken by the winter's snow?

POM, lazy B, last winters snow or this winters?




JO:

Last winter's. I have postponed the event till tomorrow, are you available?

I'll supply the beer.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 23 Sep 10 16:49 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 23 Sep 10 16:51

Quote: Philbert of Macadamia


Quote: Jaggedone

You guys available tommorow to help me cut down a portion of a large shrub broken by the winter's snow?

POM, lazy B, last winters snow or this winters?




JO:

Last winter's. I have postponed the event till tomorrow, are you available?
I'll supply the beer.


POM, thanks for the offer, but I've got enough here cleaning up the used syringes under my bridge, maybe next time!




 
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