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Skoob1999
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Posted: 19 Sep 10 17:08
Anybody know how United went on today?

They were playing Liverpool.

I didn't see it. A rabbit chewed through the satellite dish cable. Too many rabbits round here.

I hope we didn't get beat 4-1 again.

Please God say it hasn't happened again...

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Colonel Juan
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Posted: 19 Sep 10 17:12




Dimitar rules..

OK!






Skoob1999
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Posted: 19 Sep 10 17:17
You're such a tease CJ

WHAT WAS THE BLOODY SCORE?

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Colonel Juan
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Posted: 19 Sep 10 17:27


What'dya mean tease..

I ain't got no Sky like wot you ave..

Anyway..

Twas Dimitar 3 Stevie G 2....



Skoob1999
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Posted: 19 Sep 10 17:39
Wot?

Dimitar 3?

Like a hat trick?

Nah - you're taking the pee now.

It's all that pork pie hat talk mate.

You've got hats on the brain.

Hats on the brain...

Geddit?

Ahhh...ain't life sweet...

Somnolent Skoob.

Colonel Juan
El quien ose, sátirisa
Posted: 19 Sep 10 17:47


It's all true.. my life!

Dimitar gotta Porkie Pie trick..

An Squeaker G got 2.

Nobody else scored..

Clear enough!!

Gotta go drink with Mrs CJ now..

She's gettin' stroppy..

An I still haven't written my Pete Mandelson book review..

Oh well..





Jaggedone
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Posted: 20 Sep 10 18:19
Skoob, I believe I saw the ressurection of Mon Dieu on Sunday, he had a Bulgarian passport but didn't have his collar turned up either.

There's life after death after all / JO still bicycle kicking


Jesus Budda
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Posted: 20 Sep 10 18:24
Ah, he did well yesterday.
I like a bicycle kick. Can't beat 'em.

Bring back Hugo Sanchez in his prime.


What about that Fabregas freaky goal on Saturday?
More of that freakiness would be much appreciated.




Jaggedone
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Posted: 20 Sep 10 18:29 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 20 Sep 10 18:30
JB, I deleted that bunch out of my mind way back in the sixties, who does he play for the Royal Woolwich?

(actually, no joking, one of my Uncles once went for a trial at the old Woolwich Arsenal, he got blown away)



Ah, he did well yesterday.
I like a bicycle kick. Can't beat 'em.

Bring back Hugo Sanchez in his prime.


What about that Fabregas freaky goal on Saturday?
More of that freakiness would be much appreciated.




 
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