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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Anybody know how United went on today?
They were playing Liverpool. I didn't see it. A rabbit chewed through the satellite dish cable. Too many rabbits round here. I hope we didn't get beat 4-1 again. Please God say it hasn't happened again... Regards Skoob. |
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Colonel Juan
El quien ose, sátirisa |
Dimitar rules.. OK! |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You're such a tease CJ
WHAT WAS THE BLOODY SCORE? Regards Skoob. |
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Colonel Juan
El quien ose, sátirisa |
What'dya mean tease.. I ain't got no Sky like wot you ave.. Anyway.. Twas Dimitar 3 Stevie G 2.... |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Wot?
Dimitar 3? Like a hat trick? Nah - you're taking the pee now. It's all that pork pie hat talk mate. You've got hats on the brain. Hats on the brain... Geddit? Ahhh...ain't life sweet... Somnolent Skoob. |
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Colonel Juan
El quien ose, sátirisa |
It's all true.. my life! Dimitar gotta Porkie Pie trick.. An Squeaker G got 2. Nobody else scored.. Clear enough!! Gotta go drink with Mrs CJ now.. She's gettin' stroppy.. An I still haven't written my Pete Mandelson book review.. Oh well.. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Skoob, I believe I saw the ressurection of Mon Dieu on Sunday, he had a Bulgarian passport but didn't have his collar turned up either.
There's life after death after all / JO still bicycle kicking |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Ah, he did well yesterday.
I like a bicycle kick. Can't beat 'em. Bring back Hugo Sanchez in his prime. What about that Fabregas freaky goal on Saturday? More of that freakiness would be much appreciated. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
JB, I deleted that bunch out of my mind way back in the sixties, who does he play for the Royal Woolwich?
(actually, no joking, one of my Uncles once went for a trial at the old Woolwich Arsenal, he got blown away) Ah, he did well yesterday. I like a bicycle kick. Can't beat 'em. Bring back Hugo Sanchez in his prime. What about that Fabregas freaky goal on Saturday? More of that freakiness would be much appreciated. |
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