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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
There's an ad at the top showing lots of pictures of old people, and one by one, they disappear. Proper tear jerker. Don't know what it's for. I've not clicked there for more information.
And there's one below for Second Life, how ironic is that? Iain |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
To cheer yourself up, why not take a Polaroid of yourself?
You can watch it fade in. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
God almighty, Iain.
That was such a depressingly morbid post from you - but a good one at that. SFO's advice is fantastic though! Good stuff. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yes, wonderful advice from the American writer. Spiffingly decent of him!
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's funny, that is.
I don't feel particularly sad, but when I go out on my perambulations, like up the shops and stuff, I often hear teenagers remark, "Sad bastard" as I pass by. Do they know something I don't? The Sad Skooby Bastard. |
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Morse
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....stop stumbing into things....bet the comments disappear...... and back to 'cheeky BASTARD'......... Hey, hear you have 21,000 friends stopping by for a pint thanks to ArseFaceBook............ Morsie |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Racking 'em up like the clappers Cap.
Got about two so far. One of 'em's a big Greek woman who keeps sending naughty pictures of herself, all smeared in moussaka. Whole new world to me mate. Regards Skoob |
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Morse
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...wait till the babuskas start rolling in...now you know why Earl Doesn't have time to write any more....a plethora of Pussies.........BASTARD! |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
She is a bit hirsute, come to think of it...
Regards Skoob. |
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Morse
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