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IainB
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Posted: 18 Sep 10 22:54
There's an ad at the top showing lots of pictures of old people, and one by one, they disappear. Proper tear jerker. Don't know what it's for. I've not clicked there for more information.

And there's one below for Second Life, how ironic is that?

Iain

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Posted: 18 Sep 10 23:48
To cheer yourself up, why not take a Polaroid of yourself?

You can watch it fade in.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 19 Sep 10 12:47
God almighty, Iain.
That was such a depressingly morbid post from you - but a good one at that.


SFO's advice is fantastic though!

Good stuff.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 19 Sep 10 13:58
Yes, wonderful advice from the American writer. Spiffingly decent of him!

Skoob1999
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Posted: 20 Sep 10 20:09
It's funny, that is.

I don't feel particularly sad, but when I go out on my perambulations, like up the shops and stuff, I often hear teenagers remark, "Sad bastard" as I pass by.

Do they know something I don't?

The Sad Skooby Bastard.

Morse
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Posted: 20 Sep 10 20:11

Quote: Skoob1999

It's funny, that is.

I don't feel particularly sad, but when I go out on my perambulations, like up the shops and stuff, I often hear teenagers remark, "Sad bastard" as I pass by.

Do they know something I don't?

The Sad Skooby Bastard.



....stop stumbing into things....bet the comments disappear......

and back to 'cheeky BASTARD'.........

Hey, hear you have 21,000 friends stopping by for a pint thanks to
ArseFaceBook............

Morsie

Skoob1999
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Posted: 20 Sep 10 20:17
Racking 'em up like the clappers Cap.

Got about two so far.

One of 'em's a big Greek woman who keeps sending naughty pictures of herself, all smeared in moussaka.

Whole new world to me mate.

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Skoob

Morse
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Posted: 20 Sep 10 20:23

Quote: Skoob1999

Racking 'em up like the clappers Cap.

Got about two so far.

One of 'em's a big Greek woman who keeps sending naughty pictures of herself, all smeared in moussaka.

Whole new world to me mate.

Regards

Skoob


...wait till the babuskas start rolling in...now you know why Earl Doesn't have time to write any more....a plethora of Pussies.........BASTARD!

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 20 Sep 10 20:26

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One of 'em's a big Greek woman who keeps sending naughty pictures of herself, all smeared in moussaka.



Is that Erasmus? She of the prize winning moustache?

Never been the same since her voice broke.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 20 Sep 10 20:30
She is a bit hirsute, come to think of it...

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Skoob.

Morse
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Posted: 20 Sep 10 20:33

Quote: Fergus McCarthy


Quote: Skoob1999


One of 'em's a big Greek woman who keeps sending naughty pictures of herself, all smeared in moussaka.



Is that Erasmus? She of the prize winning moustache?

Never been the same since her voice broke.



...could be Norm in drag with his nail apron bending over the kitchen sink....

most construction cowboys are willing to do almost anything these days
to make a day's pay......

This Old Morse


 
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