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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The wife bought a cheap chess set down the car-boot yesterday, and as she's out at work at the moment, I had a game against myself.
I lost. Bloody rubbish at chess I am. Even Monkey Woods beat me. Regards Skoob. |
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid  Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I played draughts (or is it drafts) against an old boy down the Old Peoples Home the other Wednesday, he could hardly walk or talk, but absolutely thrashed me every game.
Bloody show off...................... |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer  Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dear SKOOB, you beautifus bloke, I am sorry I missed the fun, My misses has been tom and dick and I have been inundated with crap. We will meet my friend.
If you lost against yourself, try swapping chairs so you have the advantage! Love as always Arm |
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Morse
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...you've got to stop sacarificing yourself....stand up...don't be a PAWN! (with the way things are going in Parliament these days I guess you could be a QUEEN....or a SPY in a suitcase.......) |
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Jaggedone
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I thought that stopped during puberty (re title of thread)?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Skoob, if you want a second game, I'm ready.
Your new set doesn't have any pieces missing, does it? |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nah.
Except mine. They go missing rapidly once a game starts. Re another game? I'll let you know. Regards Skoob. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
OK, nighty-night.
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