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Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 10 Sep 10 09:04
I heard someone was planning to burn 10,000 copies of Tony Blair's autobiography but Osama came out of hiding to plead for the book burn to be halted.

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Posted: 10 Sep 10 18:37
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Posted: 11 Sep 10 11:03 - Edited By: Jimbo Gunn, 11 Sep 10 17:36
Yesterday, the 10th of September, a dear friend asked me "Do you know what day this month is the 9th anniversary of September 11?"

Hi QM - like your story, hadn't seen it when I posted earlier, but as they say: great minds think alike! Mine'll be the great mind, whereas yours - just thinks alike.

FJG

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Posted: 13 Sep 10 10:01
I came dancing, once.

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Posted: 13 Sep 10 11:31
Anne Widdicombe came, dancing? She's normally such a prude.

Also: can I go out on strike to protest against the planned strikes, or does that defeat the object?

What can I do - go out and WORK to protest against the STRIKES?

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Posted: 16 Sep 10 14:22
The Tea Party can make you go blind. Don't do it - it's you, teenage boys, I'm looking at.

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Posted: 18 Sep 10 16:51
What's the difference between Dr Who and the Pope?

Not much. They're both trapped in a different time, spend their lives fighting fictional monsters and reincarnate every few years or so.

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Posted: 20 Sep 10 07:02

Check out this picture of Charles Charlie Charles *DRINK* (in the voice of Father Jack Hackett) Kennedy and make your own caption.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01719/kjennedy0_1719819c.jpg

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Posted: 21 Sep 10 06:52
I'm wondering if particle physicists have done any research on the newly-discovered Christine O'Donnell particle, especially in respect to its interaction with the better known Sarah Palin particle.

Such similar characteristics - due to the exclusion principle they surely can't occupy the same space at the same time?


 
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