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Skoob1999
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Posted: 10 Sep 10 00:06
That ad on the site that asks if you want to live/study/work in the USA?

I just clicked the 'no' box for a laugh, and it came up with an application form.

What's that all about?

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Skoob.

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Posted: 10 Sep 10 00:14
I've never clicked any of those ads, not a bloody one of them, I don't trust them, when you hover the little arrow over them it doesn't give you any indication as to what the website is about or where it is from.


Doubting Thomas was the only sensible apostle.


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Posted: 10 Sep 10 00:18
And Ken Barlow.

Not that he was an apostle, but he probably would have been had he been around at the time.

Did you notice how I missed out the comma?

Mind games mate.

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Colonel Juan.

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Posted: 10 Sep 10 00:19
Did you notice how I missed out the comma?



No, where?

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Posted: 10 Sep 10 00:22
Ah yeah, just after 'been'.

Who do you think I am?????????

Monkey Woods??????

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Posted: 10 Sep 10 00:23
Where's what?

I'm getting confused again now.

Go easy on me. I've got a virus.

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Skoob.

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 10 Sep 10 00:27
You started it!!

I'm off now.



Say hello to Mrs Skoob from me....


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Posted: 10 Sep 10 00:29
I never!

She's asleep.

I'll tell her in the morning.

Night Fergus,

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Monkey Woods.

Morse
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Posted: 10 Sep 10 00:38

Quote: Skoob1999

That ad on the site that asks if you want to live/study/work in the USA?

I just clicked the 'no' box for a laugh, and it came up with an application form.

What's that all about?

Regards

Skoob.



....that was mine....late shift bartender job...on the beach...free room & broad...
just have to clean the parrot's cage onst in a while....


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Posted: 10 Sep 10 00:53
It's a shit job Cap, but somebody has to do it.

Yer mate in Blighty

Skoob.

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Posted: 10 Sep 10 01:21
Just clicked another one...

Meet new people in 3D

How does that work then?

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Skoob.

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Posted: 10 Sep 10 01:35
That soulless Tarabotti one's all right I suppose.

But I couldn't help thinking that our very own Erskin Quint would have done it better.

Ho-hum.

Skoob.

Morse
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Posted: 10 Sep 10 11:45

Quote: Skoob1999

Just clicked another one...

Meet new people in 3D

How does that work then?

Regards

Skoob.



XXXX....a virtual Cluster..........Role Playing...Pretend Your Wayne...that type of
thing......

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Posted: 11 Sep 10 02:16
Disgraceful Cap.

Where's Dora Piebottom when you need her?

Another one says:

"She followed one Anicent rule"

"Anicent"?

What's that all about then?

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Skoob.

Morse
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Posted: 11 Sep 10 17:50

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Disgraceful Cap.

Where's Dora Piebottom when you need her?

Another one says:

"She followed one Anicent rule"

"Anicent"?

What's that all about then?

Regards

Skoob.



....it was a Bargis thing...talking about a 'yard stick'....

mind the mouse.......

Morse

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Posted: 11 Sep 10 18:19
Methinks I smells a rat

Look out for Martin Shuttlecock - word has it he's been about lately.

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Skoob.

Morse
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Posted: 11 Sep 10 20:45

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Methinks I smells a rat

Look out for Martin Shuttlecock - word has it he's been about lately.

Regards

Skoob.


Screw Martin....madam Morse is off to NY for 4 days...use caution lest Morse wind up on YOUR case......Har!

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Posted: 11 Sep 10 20:53
He'd only have one left now if I was cooking.

And half a back.

And no tripes.

Juss kiddin' ya fukkah!

Jeeze - lighten up!

Just kidding Steve, will raise a glass to my esteemed friend in due course.

Now then, where did they put the floor?

Hic

Skoob


 
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