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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
She constantly checks my pulse to make sure I'm still alive.
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen  Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Blame that Spoof OAP heartrate ad....
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
My wife thinks I'm so dull, she tried twisting my ears to increase the brightness.
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand  Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
My wife just complained to me that I don't make her feel like a woman so I shouted at her to get back into the kitchen and get the dinner started.
Later that night she thanked me for listening to her. My other wife, she's a hypochondriac - which is lucky, because the doctor's always reinforcing my view that she's paranoid hence allowing me to maintain the lie that she's the only woman in my life. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
My first wife's dead.
I told my second wife to get on with it and eat the mushrooms... Or else... (Yeah - I wish) Skoob. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
wicked Skoob, wicked. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Just a joke JO
Not to be taken seriously... Mind you... I love my wife. I really do. Honest. She's devoted to me and I'm devoted to United. Sometimes. Regards you mad Erith cockney chirpy chappie. Skoob  |
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Throckmorton Turdblossom
AKA Jalapenoman |
I love my wife too.
She's better with bbq sauce, but I love her still the same. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Good for you TT
I applaud that. When you're nice to 'em they tend not to be so horrible to you. If you're lucky. I love mine really... Just praying that one day she'll love me back... We went to our wedding ceremony in a fire engine don'cha know... That's true that is. Regards Skoob. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Me too. She's a lovely woman. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
JB
Now I know you're seriously deluded Regards Skoob |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Skoob, greetings on your wife and my children! |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
My wife and I have so much love for each other. My wife adores me and so do I
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Cheat on her Jimbo. Then brag about it.
That'll sort it. Regards Skoob. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Seems the joke bit was missed off my last post... |
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