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Hi Everyone,
Its great to be here and I love the humour!

I am finding the site hard to navigate though.

How do I become a fan of someone?

Its hard to find the way to submit stories too, need a button on the home page saying something like "Submit story"?

Thanks

Kaz
Kazytc

To become a fan, give someone a rating of 3 thumbs or more and there you are.

Instant adulation.


Have a good time Kaz.

To submit a story , go in to the writers desk and have a rummage around, write one, submit it, and then wait. When you see Mark Lowtons name appear on the rhs user online list that means he's checking the stories for publication.

He's the boss, Don Corleone, he'll be here soon... Just wait and see, when he logs on, the site will flash out a myriad of colours and you will hear 'March of the Valkyries' blasting through your speakers.

It's a wonder to behold and well worth waiting for.

I have to go back on the roof now Kaz but I'll check in on you later.

Be good.

Fergus.

Thanks Fergus for your kind assistance, I might get somewhere now and I shall try out the fan process on your profile!
Thanks Millions,
Kaz

And that is all the news for tonight ... watch this space!

Kaz - welcome to the asylum.

Just one thing - probably best not to disclose your real name and location. You can edit that part out of your post.

The people here are great, but it's always best to play it safe.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Kaz - welcome to the asylum.

Just one thing - probably best not to disclose your real name and location. You can edit that part out of your post.

The people here are great, but it's always best to play it safe.

Regards

Skoob.

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....absolutely...Safe Sex is important.........Don't believe what Rooney sez!

Kaz:

Welcome to the funny farm.

After your first story is published you will get a knock at the door. Open the door, Mark will then smack you in the face with a Boston cream pie and you will be a member of the spoof fraternity!

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Kaz:

Welcome to the funny farm.

After your first story is published you will get a knock at the door. Open the door, Mark will then smack you in the face with a Boston cream pie and you will be a member of the spoof fraternity!

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and that's just the beginning

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Thank you, that's much better.

Now, who were we.............?

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Quote: birbee

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhh

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Thank you, that's much better.

Now, who were we.............?

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Birb...you were more circumspect when you only had your phone to play with!

Still on it Morse.

She hasn't got off the bleeding bingo since I put t'internet in.

I've not got anywhere near the bloody thing.............

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Quote: Kazytc

I am finding the site hard to navigate though.

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Try this:

Stand in the center of the room. Now, spin around as many times as you can until you're so dizzy you fall down.

There. Now that were all on the same page, perhaps you'll have an easier go of it.

Kaz

Most find a way to blunder through it on their own and some have posted good advice in the past.

Perhaps Mark should have link or info for Newbies "How to post your story and add a picture"

As to keeping out the riff-raff that's not for me to say.

If you still need advice send a query to admin., depending on what's on the tube they usually respond within ten or twelve working days.

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Quote: Kazytc

Hi Everyone,
Its great to be here and I love the humour!

I am finding the site hard to navigate though.

How do I become a fan of someone?

Its hard to find the way to submit stories too, need a button on the home page saying something like "Submit story"?

Thanks

Kaz
Kazytc

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Kazytc,


Is this is the thread you were looking for?

Thanks Fergus,

Yes this was the thread I mislaid on one of my more blonde days! Thanks millions for locating it!

Thanks to everyone for your kind support and helpeful advice, this place sure takes some feeling your way around, and I am getting there bit by bit!

I am enjoying being in the asylum and reading everyones fantastic stuff, and everyone of you has a fantastic sense of humour, its an honour to be amongst you all.

Hugs,
Kaz xx
Kazytc


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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Kazytc,


Is this is the thread you were looking for?

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