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Nick Hobbs
Writer Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
So, through personal choice I decided to cut down on drinking alcohol. I don't feel any better. I'm certainly no richer. I have not set foot in my local pub for a month and a bit now.
Anyway, I woke up this morning to the news that there has been a record fall in alcohol consumption in the UK recently. Was I really drinking that much before, for them to notice?? |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nick,
Have a pint. That'll sort it. I've tried all this 'going on the wagon' malarkey - it's rubbish. I'm with Frank out of 'Shameless' on this one. Regards Skoob. |
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I have not had an alcoholic drink since April 25th.
For the first few weeks I still used to wake up with hangovers. I do not feel any healthier for it, however I am quite an expert on the various flavours of J2O.............. |
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Morse
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Birb: during our Winchester meet we all toasted you with a shot of Niquil.....not bad, but CJ's nose kept running....I think it was a Paris Hilton Problem...not serious, just a recreational thing....Skoob stuck his thumb in the shot glass and it seemed to reduce swelling somewhat.... Morse |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The way I see it, being an alcoholic is as much down to location as how much you drink.
For example: drinking half a bottle of vodka a day in Surrey would make you an alcoholic. Drinking the same amount in Newcastle makes you a soft southern shandy drinker, and virtually tea-total. Aye pet? Iain |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Booze, booze and even more booze, anti - alchohol drinkers, fuck em all!
If Tony Blair can do it I certainly can too |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
I haven't drank in a long time.
And I'm now very thirsty. But seriously, I've stayed off alcohol for a good bit since 'the incident'. From now on it's liquid methadone or nuthin'. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Time to celebrate.
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'll crack open a bottle of Apple & Raspberry.................
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You'd have loved the meet ups birb.
I didn't hijack a bus in London because I had the wife with me, but I was 'there' in spirit, so to speak. There'll be another time, I'm sure, and I look forward to it. Regards Skoob. |
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