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Since a week there's hardly anything moving here, what the fuck is up?

Should I arrange the funeral arrangements or is there about to be a reincarnation of the "good ol days"?

Let me know

Lost for words (very unusual) JO

PS: Lynton, Birbee, POM, JP, JB, Earl Grey, VC, Skoob, CJ, where the fuck are you all?

I've just finished 4x12 hour shifts.

Four days off now.

How the devil are ya?

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

I've just finished 4x12 hour shifts.

Four days off now.

How the devil are ya?

Regards

Skoob.

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great to hear from you Skoob, I'm fine, sorry to hear about your marathon shifts

'Bout time you did some work Skoob!

I've just got in from a nice drive to Glasgow and back.

Weather was nice though.

I put a snippet up this morning, that's doing quite well, its had more ratings than my last 50 stories.............

Q. Are the forums dying?
A. No

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Quote: birbee

I've just got in from a nice drive to Glasgow and back.

Weather was nice though.

I put a snippet up this morning, that's doing quite well, its had more ratings than my last 50 stories.............

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buck up Birb...things could be worse...they could have been shipped to the
mag section!

We all raised a glass to you in Winchester & London...next time eh?

Morse

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Quote: Skoob1999

I've just finished 4x12 hour shifts.

Four days off now.

How the devil are ya?

Regards

Skoob.

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congrats Skoob...that's how we felt after the Pakastani bitch dumped out everything in Mdm. Morse's carryon and held us up 20 minutes AFTER we had already gone through a complete search at the first security check point...

She was more of a threat to security than the Madame ever would have been!

Wondered why you hadn't been around....I'm sure you'll dash off a few dozen more pieces in the next few days....

Morse

(Home where the beer is cold and has a head onnit!)

Maybe Mark could get a pet troll and let him out once in a while just to liven things up.

Shall I post that in the "ideas wishlist" thread?

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Maybe Mark could get a pet troll and let him out once in a while just to liven things up.

Shall I post that in the "ideas wishlist" thread?

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Pet troll? The only pet troll on here asshole, is you! Does Mark pet your head before or after?

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Quote: Mary's Muff

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Maybe Mark could get a pet troll and let him out once in a while just to liven things up.

Shall I post that in the "ideas wishlist" thread?

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Pet troll? The only pet troll on here asshole, is you! Does Mark pet your head before or after?

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As if by magic....................

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Quote: Mary's Muff

Does Mark pet your head before or after?

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I'd have thought during would be more intimate

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Quote: Mark Lowton

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Quote: Mary's Muff

Does Mark pet your head before or after?

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I'd have thought during would be more intimate

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You Brits have to spend more time on foreplay....!

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Quote: Hair Apparent

Q. Are the forums dying?
A. No

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H.A. dodgy initials those either Heir Apparent or Hitler Adolf, is there a connection?

BTW, I've been brain dead for years

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Quote: Jaggedone

H.A. dodgy initials those either Heir Apparent or Hitler Adolf, is there a connection?

BTW, I've been brain dead for years

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The name has very deep significance for all fans of schoolboy humour where the mere mention of the word pube or hairy minge can wreck a week's worth of "lessons".

I'm going for a nap and a drool.

Catch you all later.

Regards

Skoob

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Quote: Hair Apparent

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Quote: Jaggedone

H.A. dodgy initials those either Heir Apparent or Hitler Adolf, is there a connection?

BTW, I've been brain dead for years

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The name has very deep significance for all fans of schoolboy humour where the mere mention of the word pube or hairy minge can wreck a week's worth of "lessons".

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Oh the pube days, wanked myself silly looking at titties, that's all we saw in those days.

My teacher also warned us that wanaking (?) (I was pissed at time of writing, sorry, still am), causes brain deadness, hence.....

Hello?
The forums are lovely.
They're not dead, they're just having a nap.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Hello?
The forums are lovely.
They're not dead, they're just having a nap.

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JB, me ol amigo, good that your still around to shake it up and boogy!

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Quote: Mary's Muff

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Maybe Mark could get a pet troll and let him out once in a while just to liven things up.

Shall I post that in the "ideas wishlist" thread?

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Pet troll? The only pet troll on here asshole, is you! Does Mark pet your head before or after?

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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven ... eight ..... nine ....... ten.

There, that wasn't so bad!

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven ... eight ..... nine ....... ten.

There, that wasn't so bad!

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Wow! Mark really is quick!

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Quote: Jalapenoman

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven ... eight ..... nine ....... ten.

There, that wasn't so bad!

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Wow! Mark really is quick!

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JP, lovely to have you back (not in a gay way, sorry Skoob)

No probs JO

It's just a phrase - I don't own it.

Regards

Skoob.

Can he count to twenty-one naked?

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Quote: Jalapenoman

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven ... eight ..... nine ....... ten.

There, that wasn't so bad!

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Wow! Mark really is quick!

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