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"Sex" doesn't make it into the index of A Journey - other than when suffixed with "offenders register" - but it throbs throughout many chapters of the book.

Things you never wanted to read about Tony Blair number one: him "devouring" Cherie's love in the bedroom of their Islington townhouse on the night he decided to run for the Labour party leadership in 1994.

"That night she cradled me in her arms and soothed me; told me what I needed to be told; strengthened me; made me feel that what I was about to do was right," squelches Blair. "On that night of the 12th May, 1994, I needed that love Cherie gave me, selfishly. I devoured it to give me strength. I was an animal following my instinct, knowing I would need every ounce of emotional power to cope with what lay ahead. I was exhilarated, afraid and determined in roughly equal quantities."

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Quote: queen mudder

SNIP:


"Sex" doesn't make it into the index of A Journey - other than when suffixed with "offenders register" - but it throbs throughout many chapters of the book.

Things you never wanted to read about Tony Blair number one: him "devouring" Cherie's love in the bedroom of their Islington townhouse on the night he decided to run for the Labour party leadership in 1994.

"That night she cradled me in her arms and soothed me; told me what I needed to be told; strengthened me; made me feel that what I was about to do was right," squelches Blair. "On that night of the 12th May, 1994, I needed that love Cherie gave me, selfishly. I devoured it to give me strength. I was an animal following my instinct, knowing I would need every ounce of emotional power to cope with what lay ahead. I was exhilarated, afraid and determined in roughly equal quantities."

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If Harold Robbins wasn't dead I would swear he ghost wrote that shit!

Scratch that, make that one of the Collins Twins.....

Morse

Reckon he'll win this year's Bad Sex writing reward...

Worked for me * squidge *

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Quote: queen mudder

Reckon he'll win this year's Bad Sex writing reward...

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....may overtake Bureau and Abel.....gonna get millions of hits from
the Housewives of New Jersey....(make that the Isle of Plight!)

He needs to read Lynton & Erskine to polish up his prose.....

Morse

Where is everyone?

No sign of Skoobie OR Lynton Or Dr Fields!!!

Tell them I can't access my home E-mail cos I'm technically incompetent. But anyone can leave me filthy messages here on The Spoof!!

And where's the full report of what happened on the 28th?

What about Hague eh! What a twerp! Gay of course. So what! So's Skoob. And Mrs Skoob. Hague's crime is to conceal. Poor Ffion. Maybe Tony Blair can sort her out!

Don't think I'll read Blair's book. Aint the stomach. I'm gobbling up (npi) Mandy's book right now. Recommended!

Off to the mountains Friday. Hungary I think. Or close.

Can't get to the death camp by road. So taking a night train next week. Spooky!!

Lousy weather here. But great place.

When I'm back I'll declare Lviv the Bimbo Capital of the World!

Love to Cheryl,

CJ

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Where is everyone?

No sign of Skoobie OR Lynton Or Dr Fields!!!

Tell them I can't access my home E-mail cos I'm technically incompetent. But anyone can leave me filthy messages here on The Spoof!!

And where's the full report of what happened on the 28th?

What about Hague eh! What a twerp! Gay of course. So what! So's Skoob. And Mrs Skoob. Hague's crime is to conceal. Poor Ffion. Maybe Tony Blair can sort her out!

Don't think I'll read Blair's book. Aint the stomach. I'm gobbling up (npi) Mandy's book right now. Recommended!

Off to the mountains Friday. Hungary I think. Or close.

Can't get to the death camp by road. So taking a night train next week. Spooky!!

Lousy weather here. But great place.

When I'm back I'll declare Lviv the Bimbo Capital of the World!

Love to Cheryl,

CJ

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CJ: full report on the 28th made as well as concealed photos. Also sent off full photo clips of Winchester meeting to all...guess you'll have to wait till you get back to pick them up.....since I published the pictures, Scotland Yard has been in touch....best you stay in the mountains for awhile Mate....it worked for Polanski.....

Morse.