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Frankie The J
Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
But I have rented quite a few, and I think the flagrant abuse of vaginas on this site is horrific.
Even now, Mark has allowed the poor, overworked vagina of Paris Hilton ( she is a waste of flesh, blood and bone, btw ) to ravage yet another town. Even you used the word "vagina" to lure me, a homophobic homosexual preist, into your magazine story. Had I done that, skoob, Abel, Bureau and surely charpa would have thrashed me. But I'm above all of that vagina stuff, usually, OK, often. Well, I've had my say. You sit on yours? I'm certain I read a post where you said you did. I wanted to ask how that feels. Or did MW already ask? And I think it's great you've gotten in touch with your masculine side. I know I always enjoy getting a grip on mine. BTW, you are a welcomed addition to this site. |
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Lady Godiva
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Oh my! Frankie - you are just too kind!
You sure do know how to charm the ladies...... Don't worry, I've met a few 'dicks' in my time. Sometimes they just 'hang around' but sometimes they actually DO work! There are 3 pounding away in my driveway at present! Sweating like crazy and breathing rather heavily. I'm not allowing any of them inside though. We've not been formally introduced you see. They can finish the job themselves! They'll probably be giving each other a helping hand. I just hope the neighbours aren't watching. I'm not sure if they're coming again tomorrow! (They're building us a new garden wall! )But of course you'd guessed that hadn't you ?? Lady G. |
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Frankie The J
Writer Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I forgot to add the fact that men are more than just walking penises. Not much, just a littler more.
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