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Frankie The J
Writer  Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
And she told me that God told her in a dream that I would be the father of her children just as soon as I sent her the money for a plane ticket!
I know it must be true, becuase God will have to spontaneously regenerate my vas deferens, plus my on again- off again Erectile Dysfunction, if I'm gonna be a daddy again. As for the money for the plane ticket, well, she is God, godddammit! She can do anything, well almost anything. Because it must be impossible for God to create a rock too heavy for her to lift. Right? |
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Lady Godiva
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Send the money Frankie.
It's difficult to send it directyly to Ghana. It must come through Canada first.....so I'll send you my postal address and then when I receive it...give me the address in Ghana, and I'll mail it on to your 'dreamgirl'. Promise! LG |
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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Canadians are honest Frankie.
You better take her up on it. |
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