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Yes, it is true.
Tomorrow I am 3-years of age.
Its seems much, much longer. Well, that's what I said to that girl after I undressed.

But enough of that.

I just noticed my old friend Buckwheatsbutt/Bargis Tryhol reappear on the site today. And get banned again.
Silly boy.
Anyway's, it brought back memories of my first days here: me, Buckwheats and Duncan joined roughly around the same time (well, within the space of a few months probably).

I remember when I first called Fergus a prick.
When I wrote (prophetically) about Mark Lowton being a prick.
When Monkey Woods first wrote me a little note to say he liked something he wrote (a once off, I am sad to say).
Space Elevator or In Seine (I can't really remember) were the ones who first invited me to the forums - yes, 'INVITED'. Lovely fellows, they were.
And the other writers, readers....the fat Jellyman and the Queenie, Carina Eta, the folks who joined in more recent time et al....

And my other little elven friends who sometimes write stories on my behalf and post them as their own...to you I say tally ho, old chums.


Lovely times, they were indeed.

[Pause for a moment to eat a Werthers Original]



And I've had lovely times with you.
Yes, You.
I mean that. I really do.

It has been a pleasure. And it has also been shit.
But I think of the site as a real little world, with little tiny people running about trying to think up silly things to say.

So, to all on the Spoof, I say:
Have a Lovely Day. Tomorrow.

JB, et al,

Hee's a little ditty I wrote in hoinor of your turd birthday:

Happy Birthday, Jesus Budda,
Have a lovely piece of guido.
Or a piece of barricuda,
Then have a lovely pee pee pooda.
In your nappy filled with fooda.
Happy birthday, Jesus Budda.

Shit, it's hard to rhyme ooda. So here is a more traditional greeting:

Happy birthday to you.
You belong in a zoo.
You look like a toothless rhino.
And you smell like one too!

Birthdays are special times here on the spoof.

He's only going to try starting another bloody poetry thread.

The fiend.

Happy Birthday JB

That almanac thingy thread was better, a bit like Old Moore's Almanac but with shit in it.

I liked that one.

Regards

Skoob.

Frankie, Skoob, have a lovely day!

Turd Spoof Bidet, JB?

Megagrats from me, your Queen.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

It's my turd birthday tomorrow.

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So flush already, before it's in there another year, you filthy slob.

Happy Turd!

Lady G. (The Queen of England and I don't do number 2's)

I love you all.
Well, the ones who wished me well, anyways. The others will be getting something wet and brown in their postboxes next week.

Love
XOXOXO

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Quote: Jesus Budda

I love you all.
Well, the ones who wished me well, anyways. The others will be getting something wet and brown in their postboxes next week.

Love
XOXOXO

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Belated wishes from ol JO, normally after one's turd birthday the nappies turn only slightly yellow?

But we all know that our one and only JB is reasonably retarded and it could take another thirty years or more.

Careful there, Jagged my lad.
I am proud to be 100% retarded from birth and my nappy is really a sight to behold!

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Careful there, Jagged my lad.
I am proud to be 100% retarded from birth and my nappy is really a sight to behold!

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I would imagine it appears like the muddy ground at the Reading festival, soggy and brown