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F Fred Palakon
Writer Registered: 12 Jul 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Inspired by another thread about chatting up teachers, I thought I'd share my best chat up lines, all tried and tested to work 100% of the time. Please add yours
"Does my hanky smell like chloroform?" Boy: "Want to help me indulge in my rape fantasy?" Girl: "No" Boy: "Thats the spirit" "Can I buy you a drink pet? Double rohypnol and coke?" "Don't make this rape turn in to a murder" |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yes, they seem just the ticket. I think I'll try at least a couple of them.
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Lady Godiva
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Boy: Do you come here often?
Slut: Only if I'm lucky! |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Where is the romance in this world?
I sense no romance from you, Fred. All I sense is evil and misery. Maybe you should go dig up a corpse from the local graveyard? |
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Frankie The J
Writer  Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Does my hanky smell like chloroform?"
Victor, oh Victor... Order another gross of tee shirts will you, dear. |
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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Arab chat-up line, overheard at the oasis.
"Do you kiss after the first date?" |
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Lady Godiva
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Jesus B. He's already been told. We MUST try coming at him from a very different angle.
You all have known this fella a lot longer than I have, obviously, so give me 'something' to work with here. LG |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
What are you talking about, Lady G-string?
Come at him? That sounds a bit, erm, oddly erotic. Maybe you're into that sort of thing. Maybe not. Who is 'he'? |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Try power diving down out of the sun from above.
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