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Colonel Juan
El quien ose, sátirisa |
CJ joined the Spoof on August 24th 2009. He's changed a lot in a year. From dwarfish silent-screen star to lunatic with handsome moustache... Finally blossoming into the innocently sweet, curvaceous creature you see now. This is the real Juan. And I must say, how comfortable I feel in my new skin. Testimony to the skill and imagination of Mr EJ Stoat. A truly great plastic surgeon.. How galling it must be for all those semi-decayed Spoofers to witness a chap of my age rediscovering the thrill of touching herself! How thoughtless ..... Excusez moi.... OK Chaps. One at a time. Form an orderly queue and you can squeeze me tits.. Anyway: Time to say nice things.. Time for a speech..... I've come across a gathering of lunatics & special people on here.. From both sides of the Atlantic. And lands beyond... I wish to thank you ALL... for your literary endeavours... your non-literary endeavours...your equanimity... your occasional kindness... and your wit Pleasure's been entirely mine.... Plus warm appreciation to Mark Lowton for his tremendous site.. and for putting up with me... Finally, I want to say thank you for the cake.. Thank you for the cake.... Love CJ |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
HAPPY SPOOF BIRTHDAY!
I've just sung you the Birthday Song and sent you a hug! (I can never get the 'colours' to work or this would be all bright and beautiful. If could use my 'smilies' there'd be a big cake and fireworks for you too.) Congratulations! Lady G. (Whose life has been enriched by meeting YOU and all the other strange people who hang around on this site). |
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Ellis Ian Fields
Writer Location: Dunno - it's so very dark Registered: 9 Dec 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Happy spoofday, mate.
Pity you can't make it for a modest quencher today. We'll have to make it tomorrow. Love to Yra! |
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Happy Spoof Biday, Colonel.
All the best for your foreign hols. |
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Mark
Little Red Hen Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's only been one year?
Goodness me! Mega congratulations. |
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Abel Rodriguez
Ready and Abel Location: Here, There, and Everywhere Registered: 7 Jul 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Colonel Juan,
CONGRATULATIONS to a true English Gentleman. You are truly a "Class Act." Wishing you the best. Take care my friend. Hasta Later, Abel |
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Charpa93
Writer Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What would the Spoof be without you? Many happy returns.
Charpa |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
I've never heard of you before in my life.
Happy Birthday! |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Congratulations Colonel, you're a classy writer and a true gent in the forums with your encouragement and writerly conduct at all times.
EQ |
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Congratulations on your Spoof Birthday, Colonel. Be sure to celebrate. Thanks for all you have added to TheSpoof. -Bureau |
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