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Colonel Juan
El quien ose, sátirisa
Posted: 24 Aug 10 12:29



CJ joined the Spoof on August 24th 2009.

He's changed a lot in a year.

From dwarfish silent-screen star to lunatic with handsome moustache...

Finally blossoming into the innocently sweet, curvaceous creature you see now.

This is the real Juan.

And I must say, how comfortable I feel in my new skin.

Testimony to the skill and imagination of Mr EJ Stoat. A truly great plastic surgeon..

How galling it must be for all those semi-decayed Spoofers to witness a chap of my age rediscovering the thrill of touching herself!

How thoughtless ..... Excusez moi....

OK Chaps. One at a time. Form an orderly queue and you can squeeze me tits..

Anyway: Time to say nice things.. Time for a speech.....

I've come across a gathering of lunatics & special people on here..

From both sides of the Atlantic. And lands beyond...

I wish to thank you ALL...

for your literary endeavours... your non-literary endeavours...your equanimity... your occasional kindness... and your wit

Pleasure's been entirely mine....

Plus warm appreciation to Mark Lowton for his tremendous site..

and for putting up with me...

Finally, I want to say thank you for the cake..

Thank you for the cake....

Love

CJ





Lady Godiva
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Posted: 24 Aug 10 12:35 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 24 Aug 10 12:36
HAPPY SPOOF BIRTHDAY!

I've just sung you the Birthday Song and sent you a hug!

(I can never get the 'colours' to work or this would be all bright and beautiful. If could use my 'smilies' there'd be a big cake and fireworks for you too.)

Congratulations!

Lady G. (Whose life has been enriched by meeting YOU and all the other strange people who hang around on this site).

Ellis Ian Fields
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Ellis Ian Fields

Location: Dunno - it's so very dark
Registered: 9 Dec 09

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Posted: 24 Aug 10 12:38
Happy spoofday, mate.

Pity you can't make it for a modest quencher today. We'll have to make it tomorrow.

Love to Yra!

queen mudder
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queen mudder

Location: london and nyc
Registered: 26 May 04

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Posted: 24 Aug 10 12:45
Happy Spoof Biday, Colonel.

All the best for your foreign hols.

Mark
Little Red Hen
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Location: Lancaster, England
Registered: 8 Apr 03

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Posted: 24 Aug 10 15:13
It's only been one year?

Goodness me!

Mega congratulations.

Abel Rodriguez
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Location: Here, There, and Everywhere
Registered: 7 Jul 04

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Posted: 24 Aug 10 15:31
Colonel Juan,

CONGRATULATIONS to a true English Gentleman.

You are truly a "Class Act."

Wishing you the best.

Take care my friend.

Hasta Later,
Abel

Charpa93
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Charpa93

Registered: 17 Jul 09

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Posted: 24 Aug 10 16:32
What would the Spoof be without you? Many happy returns.

Charpa

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 24 Aug 10 17:38
I've never heard of you before in my life.

Happy Birthday!

Erskin Quint
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Erskin Quint

Registered: 15 Oct 07

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Posted: 24 Aug 10 21:09
Congratulations Colonel, you're a classy writer and a true gent in the forums with your encouragement and writerly conduct at all times.

EQ

Bureau
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Registered: 6 Sep 08

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Posted: 25 Aug 10 16:52


Congratulations on your Spoof Birthday, Colonel.

Be sure to celebrate.

Thanks for all you have added to TheSpoof.


-Bureau


 
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