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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 20:19
Yes!

You are correct!

It's in the mail.

No. This is NOT a serious newspaper.

Yes - I do resemble my image on my profile page.

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Posted: 21 Aug 10 20:22



Not really, the squirrel's a ventriloquist!

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Posted: 21 Aug 10 20:30


$60! Same as downtown!

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 22 Aug 10 04:41
Yes! I swing both ways.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 22 Aug 10 05:47
First left off the roundabout.

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Posted: 22 Aug 10 05:53
Yes, I should be at work, right about now.

I'm covered until tomorrow by a medical certificate.

Going back to bed.

Three blind mice and a boa constrictor.

Yes, my head is full of shit 24/7 even when I'm hungover.

I'm not hungover.

Probably at about four o'clock.

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Posted: 22 Aug 10 06:41
If I get around to it.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 22 Aug 10 12:46
No, I've never tried, but thats certainly a wonderful place to shove a vuvuzela.

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Posted: 22 Aug 10 14:04 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 22 Aug 10 14:05
Allen Iverson

Skoob1999
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Posted: 22 Aug 10 16:11
1-0 at half time.

Paul Scholes.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 22 Aug 10 16:31
61.

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Posted: 22 Aug 10 21:33

Quote: Monkey Woods

Have you ever known me to show off?

Have you ever known me to not show off?

Have you ever known me?

Have you ever known?

Have you ever?

Have you?




Yes.

Yes.

Not really.

Yes.

Ever what?

Have I what?

It's okay to answer a question with a question, because the question is an answer in that case, right?

Sorry, I'll re-post that last one in the "questions only" thread.

Oops, now I've posted a sentence that is neither a question nor an answer. I'll remove it ...

Oh, bother ...

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Posted: 22 Aug 10 21:56
Because it was there.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 23 Aug 10 13:12 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 23 Aug 10 13:13
If I knew where I'd last had my 'glasses' they wouldn't still be bloody well lost.

Yes, I AM wearing underwear.
Yes, the question was asked on the Questions Only thread.
No, I couldn't leave the answer there.


 
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