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queen mudder
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Posted: 20 Aug 10 11:29
SNIP:

Police in southern Shenzhen City confirmed a patient's claim that her anus had been sewn by a midwife suspected of taking revenge during the patient's labor because she failed to receive a good tip.

A medical report by the police showed the anus had been sewn with black threads and needle near her bleeding hemorrhoid, reported Nanfang Daily yesterday.

The midwife surnamed Zhang had denied it.


Ouch!

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 20 Aug 10 14:45
What else can I say, apart from "Hmmmm..."?

Charpa93
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Posted: 20 Aug 10 14:54
Eye yai yai!

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 20 Aug 10 15:47 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 20 Aug 10 15:48
Must be from the Schenzhen Spoof !

victor nicholas
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Posted: 20 Aug 10 16:03
She can't be arsed to give a tip.

queen mudder
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Posted: 20 Aug 10 18:02
Maybe she's one of those taxi driver midwives.

You know the type.

"You think I'm going south of the river AND doing an epidural this time of night?"

victor nicholas
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Posted: 20 Aug 10 18:04
Interesting web site, going to China QM?

queen mudder
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Posted: 20 Aug 10 18:08
Nah, been there, done that.



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Posted: 21 Aug 10 00:38
Nice going.

She was already a tight-ass.

This just seals the deal!


 
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