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I really need a fag in the morning

I've been trying to quit sucking fags, but I really like the taste.

Have any of you guys had problems with fags (other than J-Man who's not supposed to be anywhere near a fag)?

Skoob, you suck fags?

God, I need a fag or I think I'm going to go crazy!

I like Pell Mells myself. Use to suck camels.

Any hints for quitting?

Hello Frankie.

I too like sucking a fag first thing in the morning.

Makes me cough and splutter, and my eyes water, but I correct that with cold beer.

When I suck on a fag, I prefer to roll my own. It's much cheaper than sucking Lambert, or Butler, or even both.

The wife tends to prefer sucking a lemon, first thing - if her usual expression's anything to go by.

I've tried kicking the habit but I'm terribly weak-willed.

Regards

Skoob.

Yeah, I know!

J-Man can't suck fags or drink colas cause he LDS.

No-Smoking zone under my bridge only needles and nose pipes allowed

Crack on JO

Regards

Skoob.

I've held a fag for a friend many times but I never stick the butt in my mouth.
Don't like the taste.
Besides, they'd only leave my fingers yellow.

Fraid I'm a fag sucker too.

I know it's a dirty habit, abhorrent to some, especially in public, but I can't help myself.

I have to have a good fag to stuck on ever day..............

Fraid I'm a "fag" sucker too.

Birbee, your confession above could be taken in the wrong context in certain US gay areas, be careful in San Francisco when you ask to suck a "FAG", phew! (could cause a gang-bang)

Has anyone ever got hold of a pack of fags, taken them out and then slid them into their mouth one by one?


Me neither.


I have sucked Duncan Whitehead's cock though.
Never again.
He is most certainly not the gift that keeps on giving.

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Has anyone ever got hold of a pack of fags, taken them out and then slid them into their mouth one by one?


Me neither.


I have sucked Duncan Whitehead's cock though.
Never again.
He is most certainly not the gift that keeps on giving.

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Before I became vegetarian I sucked "cocks" legs too! a doodle doo

I have a cock that hangs below my knees!

Frankie, now listen to me very carefully for I shall say this only wince!

This last comment can be construed as 'cruelty to poultry'.

Untie your little feathered friend and put the cock back in the hen coop so that he can enjoy himself.

Just because YOU seem to be a bit lonely, doesn't mean you have to walk around with poultry tied below your knees.

Maybe THIS is frightening the ladies away !

Lady G.

Untie your little feathered friend and put the cock back in the hen coop so that he can enjoy himself.

Maybe FJ's cock has no coop to enter, he can always try a piece of 'cold turkey' for a change

Why? Have you tried it yourself? Are you recommending this from experiencing?

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Why? Have you tried it yourself? Are you recommending this from experiencing?

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LG, before I became a vegetarian (27 years ago) cold Turkey was the order of the day, Boxing

The cock that hangs below my knees has won me many a bar bet, I tell you now!

I served with a Chief Musican [sic] (actually, he was eye-tal-ee-an) in the US Navy, who told me about his cock that hung below his knees. Being a hospital corpman, a pecker checker, second class, no less, I challenged him to prove it.

He pulled up his pant leg and revealed a tatto of a rooster hanging from a gallows, beneath his knee. Took my money, the son of a bitch.

LG, I think you must have been in that bar--in Orlando--in 1971.

I got even with all Chief Petty Officers, and every Marine, with whom I served; I got a tatto of my own cock hanging beneath my knees. It was no rooster; it was a facsimile of my schlangfiesterman.

I've never gone with out a drink, or a Marine, since.

JB, you sucked THAT megalith's pecker? Have you seen his avatar? God, he is a hunk! But not in a gay way, of course.

Oh - thanks so much for the explanation Frankie..So it would seem I was on the 'same track' without even knowing it.

Good luck with your lady friends.

Like I said somewhere else, your avatar is a bit 'off-putting' whilst my avatar is EXTREMELY MISLEADING.
Best wishes from

Lady G.

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Oh - thanks so much for the explanation Frankie..So it would seem I was on the 'same track' without even knowing it.

Good luck with your lady friends.

Like I said somewhere else, your avatar is a bit 'off-putting' whilst my avatar is EXTREMELY MISLEADING.
Best wishes from

Lady G.

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LG, you must take FJ with a pinch of salt, he's only playing dirty?

That was a lovely tale, Frankie.
I like your tale's.
I mean that truthfully. They are always good ones.

But despite that - and in reference to Lady Godiva's fears about your image - I do personally think that your avatar is an accurate representation of you: a creepy weirdo.
Nothing to be ashamed about, though. See what it did for Pol Pot.
A real ladies man, he was.