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Bollox

Network Timeout?

Fuck that shit.

Bastards.

JB, those smokes is a-gonna kilt ya.

You know what Rockie Mountain Oysters are, doncha? And Lamb Fries?

Frankie, you're ok, ya know that?

If I had a hat I'd tip it to you. But I don't.

JB, how's the nappies, flowing?

Jaggedone, for your information I shit my nappy this morning.
It was not a planned event.
It just happened.
I really had to go and I just didn't have either the time of the patience to wait.
Shit, literally, happens.

So, to cut a long story short, I changed my nappy and all is well.


Cunt, fuck, bastard prick, dickhead, motherfucking cunt fuck, shit-face bastard, bollox, cock, dick cunt, scumbag motherfucking bastard dick.

This thread is just bollox.

Love (Not a lot!)

Skoob.

I used to always have a shit before I get up in the morning.

I used to think it saved time.

Now I combine my shit, shave and shower.

That's a real time saver, you get a bidet thrown in with a simple adjustment of the shower head..................

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Jaggedone, for your information I shit my nappy this morning.
It was not a planned event.
It just happened.
I really had to go and I just didn't have either the time of the patience to wait.
Shit, literally, happens.

So, to cut a long story short, I changed my nappy and all is well.


Cunt, fuck, bastard prick, dickhead, motherfucking cunt fuck, shit-face bastard, bollox, cock, dick cunt, scumbag motherfucking bastard dick.

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BRILLIANT, JB, YOU'VE MADE MY DAY, I'VE WET MY PANTS LAUGHING AND AM NOT PREPARED TO MOP IT UP!